Joe Rosochacki Poems

Baskin and Robbins Victoria’s Secret is about you.
The Bacon Brothers have made their mark,
Porky Pig is gentile cartoon he not is a Jew.
It seems as though the belly of a pig has made through,
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“And I don't give a damn about a greenback dollar, spend it as fast as I can.
For a wailin' song and a good guitar, the only things that I understand, poor boy, the only things that I understand” Hoyt Axton

It’s been a while since I wrote since I wrote about Gisele Bundchen,
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Wall St., Main Street, and now the Zoo?
Could it be that the Bronx Zoo, a kind of an ark, ran aground,
Was Madoff at the helm not Noah?
People are being evicted, People are losing jobs,
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First there was frog legs within green beans at Wal-Mart.
(See observation ' Was Kermit a Vegen? ')
Then, now occurs that was the only the start,
Of the menagerie of many a animal part.
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What sayeth now Sir Belichick?
'Tis a brainfart thee had in ye bowels of the mindset of a great coach.
Why in heavens name ye hath brought solitude to Patriots locker den,
At to the other one a joyous response that was quick.
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It's plate against plate.
Way back when, I was in 4th grade in 1964 I had a teacher Mr. Wilk,
- back in Our Lady Queen of Apostles School.
I cut a map into pieces and then I noticed South America fit into Africa.
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Tesla, it's not an Eighties Rock and Roll group that used A/C current,
To power up their amps and microphones,
Nikolai Tesla was the discover of A/C,
A/C, not air-conditioning that runs on A/C (alternating current) ,
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I wrote an Observation about ConAgra spiking their popcorn with butter- flavor additive,
Diacetyl.
Orville Redenbacher's microwavable popcorn had been advertised two years ago,
That diacetyl would not be in the product,
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Forty body bags thrown atop with each other
Labeled for cremation
Among them were women, men, children, fathers, mothers, sister and brothers
To be burnt to ash, that was their destination,
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The price of George Washington went up.
A huckster in the United Arab Emirates attempted a con
On a woman,
to try to have her cash the $1,000,000 bill, sounds legit right!
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