Joe Rosochacki Poems

Terminator is to about to determine what’s to be the best,
He was California(n) Dreamin’ on not so a winters day,
He is governor of the biggest state in the coastal west,
Arnold said you can’t eat your cake and have it too,
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David Carradine,
who made a statement about martial arts,
Mainly Kung Fu,
has died a terrible and hopefully an unembarrassing death.
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Four day weekend,
It's within our reach, .
For some Americans
Get Out Hot Dogs We're Going to the Beach.
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She is white, he is black
She was charged with killing her daughter
He was charged with killing his wife and a waiter
through a gruesome attack
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there are vast unemployment lines,
there are millions of people in peril,
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From the Halls of Montezuma
To the shores of Tripoli,
We will fight the Afghan's battles on land or air sea?
AND NOT BEING ABLE TO EXPLEL GASES LOUDLY?
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The world is ending,
it is Armageddon,
The Detroit Lions beat the Minnesota Vikings in overtime?
They are 3 and 'o'
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I believe that President Clinton outed the penile closet,
When he received a gift from Monica Lewinsky by his statement it wasn't sex.
He had no fear,
Being impeached for lying to a federal judge,
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You've heard of the 'Nutty Professor', right?
But a 'π 'ssed Professor, a math professor, that urinated on colleagues' door,
If he did, then a warrant was put out him, the law is quite right.
If Euclid was ticked off, then he would not have reason to,
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In 197O I did research paper on Chemical Biological Warfare (CBW) ,
I made some discoveries that I had not known before,
It was the in middle of the Cold War, not to fear nuclear weaponry,
Chemical and Bugs, who knew?
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