Joe Rosochacki Poems

Robert Kosilek was born a male
Killed his wife for pouring hot tea on his genitals,
He convicted and sent to jail,
He now knows he want to be,
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When I was young I used to wait
On master and hand him his plate
Pass him the bottle when he got dry
And brush away the blue-tail fly
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From Alexander the Great, Alexander the Great was Macedonian,
Until Tito’s death, the rise and death of Milosovic,
Came the disintegration of greater Yugoslavia.
Yugoslavia, as it existed before, was a constant place where tensions existed,
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Tim Petras turned into Kim Petras,
That took a lot of ‘balls’ or lack thereof,
Tim was born a boy then later became a girl,
He by far is the most youngest transsexual,16, in the world.
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Can't buy me love, love
That’s what Paul was thinking of
Can't buy me love
Heather Mills said to Paul, you are not a dove
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Ervin Lupoe blamed it all on the economy,
He executed his wife,3 daughters and 2 sons,
Before he committed suicide.
He was obviously a troubled man;
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Move over Viagra, not now Cialis,
The rats are coming, the rat are coming,
The pesky critters, and horny ones too,
Are about to the males without pills, in plain English, to screw.
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It doesn’t surprise me one bit than drinking the remnants of other people’s drugs.
We have been recycling water since time immemorial,
The earth has a only a finite of fresh water,
We are drinking the water that the dinosaurs drank,
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Dr. Richard Battista gave his wife, Dawnell, a gift of life,
He gave her one his kidneys to help sustain her,
After all she was his wife,
But later,
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Back probably a year ago,
The Governor of New Mexico had pursued the presidency,
Bill Richardson through his hat in,
But the President-Elect was named Barack,
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