Joe Rosochacki Poems

I met the bee-atch on a Sunday and my heart stood still
Iditarod, Rod, Rod They do Rod, Rod
Somebody told me that her name was Jill
Iditarod, Rod, Rod They do Rod, Rod
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A new series on TV made a splash(down) in the Summer of 2009.
It was a SCRUBS melded with Grey’s Anatomy
-and sutured with 2010: A Space Odyssey,
Along with General Hospital, and ER.
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Was Dr. Frankenstein a German-Jew?
Who knew?
I certainly don't know,
-but what's going on here is quite eerily similar.
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Bin Laden was killed, the terminator had a child out of wedlock,
and the IMF president is in Riker's what more could top this?
Is Ronald McDonald Having a Mid-Life Crisis?
Apparently kids now days are not amused by him anymore,
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Vincent Smith II died yesterday,
Of a most peculiar way.
He was temporary worker loading cocoa in the Cocoa Service Plant in Camden,
New Jersey.
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I was about to not do an observation on the indiscretions of Tiger Woods,
After all, I was with many faults myself.
But being his pubic, uhhm, public image it warrants what people think,
Of his 'coulds', 'woulds' and 'shoulds'.
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Sim Jae- Duck out did the US government and Joyce Meyers.
But to be fair he put out $1.6 million,
For a house that it shaped like a commode.
The US government paid $640 for a toilet seat in 1980’s,
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It's a balmier day in this neighborhood,
A balmier day for a neighbor,
Is this Chapstick yours or mine?
Is the Burt Bees yours or mine?
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A crime is a crime no matter how you cut it,
A murder is a murder, a rape is a rape,
An assault is what it is,
A crime scene is a crime with the yellow tape.
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Now Hillary is out the mix,
The Founding Fathers had idea back in 1776,
Emancipation Proclamation the plan Lincoln would have endorsed,
It coming to a fruition as it ran its course,
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