Joe Rosochacki Poems

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291.
Go Greyhound

Korie Hoke should have taken Greyhound if not a cab,
She was drunk, inebriated, wasted, screwed up,
She was pulled over, her keys taken by the police;
She had one more key,
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292.
Helplessly Homeless

Is it just me?
Is the idea homeless perverts,
-which were convicted of being a pedophiles,
Should walk around our schools,
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293.
Hannah Montana Concert Tickets To Allegedly Die For

What kind of creepy mother has her child lie to get concert tickets?
The little girl said her dad died in Iraq,
He didn’t.
What kind a parent is this that would fake death to get to a ticket to the show?
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294.

The Big Three are asking for bailouts,
The Union says they are done with concessions,
The Big Three CEO’s have private jets,
I see the progressions.
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295.
Hello Norma Jean

It’s been 47 years since you graced the earth,
Yet still photos of you are found today,
Like a Candle in the Wind,
Your beauty shines by yet a rebirth,
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296.
Hail Mary Full Of Whaaaat?

Aurelio Vallerillo-Sanchez,39, stole a 300 year old picture of the Virgin Mary.
The thought of stealing the picture was an act of total felonious precipitation.
He was allegedly a rapist who impregnated his teenaged victim,
It was because him,
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297.
Hanson Windows On 9-11-01

I was a telemarketer for a company that featured window replacement and more.
In September of 2001, on Groesbeck Highway on the east, was the store.
I, together with a dozen people, was hawking the windows and siding by Hanson.
It was a typical mundane Tuesday but then---
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298.
Happy Birthday Hubble

The Hubble Telescope has turned twenty years old today.
It's a far cry from Galileo's telescope in the Renaissance Era
This spatial observatory has presented mankind with view of God in a way
The magnificent telescope has produce a ''veritas aequitas vera'*
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299.
Guess Who's Coming To Dinner?

This has been a year of fraud, fifteen minutes of fame,
(As quoted by Andy Warhol)
More likely 15 weeks of fame, inflation is to blame.
Bernie Madoff has had his name in the spotlight,
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300.
Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow

The Ministry of Culture and Islamic Guidance will issue a guideline for haircuts on men.
Teheran has been busy this week first condemning a woman to death,
-by stoning, for being an alleged adulterer.
Teheran's judicial vision, being blinded as a woman behind a Burka,
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