Joe Rosochacki Poems

Some people would like Chief Wahoo to by-by,
So politically sensitive are these people they are not looking around themselves,
The team is winning and is proud of their mascot.
It is not though their playing with a mascot signified by elves.
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Yes it is history
Tell that to the surviving members of his or her family
I remember only
Uncle Eddie and Cleburn(e) Mize 'Blondie'
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To bad Chris Hanson did not make the bust,
The Reverend Joe Barron,
I saw his article on the internet and picture above,
Was minister for married adults,
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Cracks Ho’s, buy the bunch,
The not so innocent rock candy has devastated hundred if not thousands of families.
The new law says we shouldn’t treat crack as we did cocaine.
But it’s a terrible drug because it is so cheap.
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Angelo Pantoja Medina used Mark Twain’s wit literally,
What I mean to say he’d was attending his own funeral though he was dead already.
Dead Man Walking was a movie that was about an inmate on Death Row,
Dead Man Standing is now taking place in San Juan, Puerto Rico.
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Is Howie Mandel around here somewhere?
How did they do it?
Daschle, Killefer, and Geithner, Oh My!
How many democrats do you have to have before hypocrisy erupts?
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What secrets there are beneath that of the Golden Mean tunneled archway!
Hermaphrodites or not, science, concerning beauty, came in a most unusual way.
It seems that the snail secretions have a benefit to humans aging.
It seems as though snail secretions give a 'lift' to the human skin,
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Jeffrey Boyle was a real fireman.
I wish to it clear to you that you would understand;
Jeffrey was a fireman when he off duty being a fireman.
Jeffery, a 25 year-old veteran of Chicago's Fire Department, was an arsonist.
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Forrest V. Frankenstein Jr. did more than a Monster Mash,
He was drunk when he attempted to stab deputies using more than slash,
When Forrest was subdued and taken into a squad car,
Forrest bashed his forehead against the car door which eventually made a scar,
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It was balmy 65 degrees,
Before the sun went down,
Here in Cumby,
The Christmas was a different for me,
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