|
1
|
|
03/23/2011
|
5.2
|
24
|
0
|
|
2
|
$$$$$Creflo Dollar Store$$$$$ (not quite an acronym for Cre(ating) (the) Flo(w) (of) Dollar(s) (His Real name is Michael Smith)
|
05/05/2009
|
5.6
|
101
|
0
|
|
3
|
(if) I Did It
|
05/15/2009
|
5.3
|
69
|
0
|
|
4
|
*It’s a Mad(off) , Mad(off) , Mad(off) , Mad(off) World Part Deux*
|
06/24/2009
|
5.1
|
85
|
0
|
|
5
|
“Hey Mr. Ranger Sir, All that I Want is a Picnic Basket -Uhm, better make it a Minivan.”
|
10/17/2009
|
5.5
|
43
|
0
|
|
6
|
“Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet, nor hail shall keep the postmen from their appointed rounds.” But the lack of money may.
|
05/03/2009
|
5.4
|
48
|
0
|
|
7
|
“NUTS”
|
05/07/2009
|
5.5
|
52
|
1
|
|
8
|
'24' Becomes Reality
|
05/02/2011
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
9
|
3 (a not so poem about the number three but its intregration in society)
|
05/09/2009
|
5.3
|
43
|
0
|
|
10
|
31 Flavors Plus One
|
05/11/2009
|
5.3
|
42
|
0
|
|
11
|
A 107 Year-Old ‘Cougar’?
|
09/16/2009
|
5.4
|
45
|
0
|
|
12
|
A Baker's Dozen plus 1
|
05/04/2009
|
5.3
|
38
|
0
|
|
13
|
A Blood Donation S(l) ide Show
|
09/14/2010
|
5.1
|
33
|
0
|
|
14
|
A Brand New Key
|
05/12/2009
|
5.3
|
39
|
0
|
|
15
|
A Dead Hand
|
05/06/2009
|
5.3
|
55
|
0
|
|
16
|
A Do-Over Again?
|
05/08/2009
|
5.2
|
52
|
0
|
|
17
|
A Great Greek Tragedy
|
05/12/2009
|
5.3
|
49
|
0
|
|
18
|
A Guiding Light is No More
|
05/03/2009
|
5.5
|
42
|
0
|
|
19
|
A New Low for Air Transport
|
05/04/2009
|
5.2
|
52
|
0
|
|
20
|
A Peasant Girl Who Left Poland
|
04/01/2011
|
5.5
|
43
|
0
|
|
21
|
A Penny for Your Thoughts
|
05/05/2009
|
5.3
|
53
|
0
|
|
22
|
A Record Breaking No Deal
|
05/06/2009
|
5.3
|
44
|
0
|
|
23
|
A Royal Flush!
|
04/30/2009
|
5.4
|
53
|
0
|
|
24
|
A Stand-Up Priest
|
05/09/2009
|
5.3
|
43
|
0
|
|
25
|
A Suicide, Politicians and Cover-Ups, Oh My!
|
05/07/2009
|
5.3
|
49
|
0
|
|
26
|
A Tribute to Randy Pausch, Eric Griffiths, and Patrick Swayze
|
09/15/2009
|
5.6
|
48
|
0
|
|
27
|
A Wanna Be D.B. Cooper
|
05/03/2009
|
5.8
|
11
|
0
|
|
28
|
Abercrombie & Fitch
|
06/27/2009
|
5.5
|
10
|
0
|
|
29
|
Acid Reflux Anyone
|
05/09/2009
|
5.5
|
20
|
0
|
|
30
|
Aetna You're a Pain in the Ass
|
05/02/2009
|
5.5
|
20
|
0
|
|
31
|
All Hallows Evening
|
05/09/2009
|
5.5
|
20
|
0
|
|
32
|
Aloha and Good Riddance
|
07/31/2010
|
5.5
|
20
|
0
|
|
33
|
Am I Nuts Or What?
|
10/20/2011
|
10.0
|
1
|
0
|
|
34
|
America’s tending to go toward the Left
|
05/08/2009
|
5.5
|
20
|
0
|
|
35
|
Amy Winehouse Who?
|
08/06/2011
|
5.5
|
10
|
0
|
|
36
|
Another Rainy Night in Georgia, NOT
|
05/12/2009
|
5.5
|
20
|
0
|
|
37
|
Are You Experienced?
|
05/05/2009
|
5.5
|
20
|
0
|
|
38
|
At Least It's Not a Jonestown
|
05/22/2011
|
5.5
|
20
|
0
|
|
39
|
B(S) P Oil aka Bull Sh&&ing Pri&ks or How to Make Gaia Bleed
|
06/17/2010
|
5.5
|
30
|
0
|
|
40
|
Bakker the Red- Nosed Evangelist (sung to the tune Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer)
|
05/09/2009
|
5.5
|
30
|
0
|
|
41
|
Baltimore Catechisms, Pagan Babies, and Bishops Captured by Pawns
|
05/09/2009
|
5.5
|
30
|
0
|
|
42
|
Banking on Getting a New Mattress?
|
06/10/2009
|
5.5
|
30
|
0
|
|
43
|
Bat Masterson
|
12/13/2009
|
5.5
|
22
|
0
|
|
44
|
Bearly a Cereal Killer
|
05/06/2009
|
5.5
|
20
|
0
|
|
45
|
Bee-atch is Back
|
05/08/2009
|
5.5
|
20
|
0
|
|
46
|
Being Accused of Murder is a Weight(y) and See Situation
|
05/09/2009
|
5.5
|
20
|
0
|
|
47
|
Being Declared Dead Can Ruin Your Health
|
05/02/2009
|
5.5
|
20
|
0
|
|
48
|
Big Bird’s Turd Or Guano for the Money, Two for the Show….
|
05/12/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
49
|
Bill Clinton Wanna’ Be
|
05/07/2009
|
5.5
|
20
|
0
|
|
50
|
Bill Richardson is Judas Iscariot, HUH?
|
05/08/2009
|
5.7
|
21
|
1
|
|
51
|
Birdie on the Seventh Hole, Shoot like a Pro
|
05/11/2009
|
5.5
|
31
|
0
|
|
52
|
Birds of a Feather, F$#k Together or Gertrude and Heathcliff, Where are You?
|
11/27/2010
|
5.5
|
20
|
0
|
|
53
|
Black Friday
|
05/06/2009
|
5.5
|
20
|
0
|
|
54
|
Black Friday II
|
05/06/2009
|
5.5
|
21
|
0
|
|
55
|
BLACKWATER
|
05/07/2009
|
5.5
|
10
|
0
|
|
56
|
Blue on Blue
|
07/28/2009
|
5.5
|
10
|
0
|
|
57
|
Boeing, Boeing Gone
|
05/12/2009
|
5.8
|
11
|
0
|
|
58
|
Boeing, Boeing, Soon to be Gone
|
09/01/2009
|
5.5
|
10
|
0
|
|
59
|
Books in Library, Quite Contrary How Does Your Dewey Decimal System Grow?
|
09/21/2010
|
5.5
|
10
|
0
|
|
60
|
Boot Camp or Death Camp
|
05/09/2009
|
5.5
|
10
|
0
|
|
61
|
Born With a Silver Spoon in Her Mouth?
|
10/31/2009
|
5.5
|
10
|
0
|
|
62
|
BoysIIMen, Tiger, Buddha and Nazarean-Israelites, Oh My!
|
01/09/2010
|
5.5
|
10
|
0
|
|
63
|
BP
|
05/09/2009
|
5.5
|
10
|
0
|
|
64
|
BRAVO to Music and Let’s Play Ping Pong
|
05/11/2009
|
5.5
|
10
|
0
|
|
65
|
Breaking Up is Hard to Do
|
05/23/2009
|
5.5
|
10
|
0
|
|
66
|
Bud-weis-uh-uh, (In-Bev) -er
|
05/06/2009
|
5.5
|
10
|
0
|
|
67
|
Burr(r) Oak Cemetery aka How Cold is That!
|
07/10/2009
|
5.5
|
10
|
0
|
|
68
|
Bush Be Gone, Not George
|
05/02/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
69
|
Calling Sister Bill, Sister Yolanda, Sister Anita, Sister Consuela….
|
05/09/2009
|
5.8
|
13
|
0
|
|
70
|
Can I Have Some Voda not Vodka?
|
05/06/2009
|
5.5
|
10
|
0
|
|
71
|
Can Playboy Stay Abreast-uhm Afloat?
|
12/17/2009
|
5.5
|
10
|
0
|
|
72
|
Can You Hear Me Now, Ludwig?
|
05/06/2009
|
5.5
|
10
|
0
|
|
73
|
Can’t Buy Me Love-Lennon and McCartney
|
05/03/2009
|
5.5
|
10
|
0
|
|
74
|
Car Wash Blues
|
05/17/2009
|
5.3
|
11
|
0
|
|
75
|
Casey Anthony and O. J. Simpson, are they related?
|
07/07/2011
|
5.5
|
10
|
0
|
|
76
|
Chambers (Funeral Home and Crematorium) House of Horrors
|
05/10/2010
|
5.5
|
10
|
0
|
|
77
|
Check’s in the Mail (not yet)
|
05/12/2009
|
5.5
|
10
|
0
|
|
78
|
Checkmate Bobby Fischer
|
05/06/2009
|
5.5
|
10
|
0
|
|
79
|
Checkmate!
|
02/13/2011
|
5.5
|
22
|
0
|
|
80
|
Cheetah Gone Ape?
|
05/04/2009
|
5.7
|
13
|
0
|
|
81
|
Cheetah’s has Gone Donkey?
|
06/05/2009
|
5.5
|
10
|
0
|
|
82
|
Chief Wahoo No Go
|
05/17/2009
|
5.6
|
26
|
0
|
|
83
|
Chili con Carne Anyone?
|
05/17/2009
|
5.8
|
25
|
0
|
|
84
|
Chocolate to Die For *aka* Willy Wonka’s Woeful Ways of Weeping
|
07/09/2009
|
5.8
|
25
|
0
|
|
85
|
Christ Almighty!
|
05/09/2009
|
5.8
|
25
|
0
|
|
86
|
Christmas 2007
|
05/06/2009
|
5.8
|
25
|
0
|
|
87
|
Citation for Life?
|
08/16/2009
|
6.0
|
26
|
0
|
|
88
|
C'mon Baby Light My Fire
|
11/12/2009
|
5.8
|
25
|
0
|
|
89
|
Cofucious Say “Beauty Pageants May Show Bikinis, Not Show Brains”
|
05/14/2009
|
5.7
|
28
|
0
|
|
90
|
Confucias say: 'Only Giving Birth To Baby Boys Cause No Births at all 18 years in The Future'
|
01/12/2010
|
5.7
|
26
|
0
|
|
91
|
CONOCOPHILIPS
|
05/06/2009
|
6.3
|
18
|
0
|
|
92
|
Copernicus
|
05/26/2010
|
5.7
|
26
|
0
|
|
93
|
Corn Cobs, Berlitz Books and Cigar Wrappers, Oh My! Or Please Squeeze the Charmin!
|
08/11/2009
|
5.7
|
26
|
0
|
|
94
|
Cost of Living is Up (even for Prostitutes in New York) or The Happy Hooker Goes to Washington
|
05/07/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
95
|
Counterfeit Knock Off Rubbers! or Trojans, Rough Riders, and Durexes, Oh My!
|
01/23/2010
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
96
|
Cowabunga Catholic? aka How does an Imaginary Character Fit Into the Dogma of the Roman Catholic Church?
|
10/25/2010
|
5.7
|
26
|
0
|
|
97
|
Crackheads Heads Up
|
05/11/2009
|
5.7
|
26
|
0
|
|
98
|
CSI McDonald Land Or a game of “Clue” (in the background is music by The Who and who was hated by a Dettloff named Sue
|
05/09/2009
|
5.9
|
16
|
0
|
|
99
|
CSI: Nassau, um- make that NASA
|
07/17/2010
|
5.7
|
26
|
0
|
|
100
|
Curb Your (Jewish-American Related) Enthusiasm
|
11/05/2009
|
5.7
|
26
|
0
|
|
101
|
DAD
|
06/19/2011
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
102
|
Daschle or No Daschle
|
05/05/2009
|
5.7
|
26
|
0
|
|
103
|
DATEline
|
05/11/2009
|
5.7
|
26
|
0
|
|
104
|
Day After D-day
|
06/07/2011
|
5.7
|
26
|
0
|
|
105
|
Dead Man Standing?
|
05/09/2009
|
5.7
|
26
|
0
|
|
106
|
Debit Cards Only
|
05/06/2009
|
6.0
|
29
|
0
|
|
107
|
Defying Gravity is Sinking
|
09/15/2009
|
5.7
|
26
|
0
|
|
108
|
Detroit Lions are Headed for the Super-Bowl
|
05/06/2009
|
5.9
|
16
|
0
|
|
109
|
DEVO De-evolving
|
05/17/2009
|
5.6
|
30
|
0
|
|
110
|
DinoLand aka Federal Correction Institution, Edgefield, South Carolina Or What You Say the Earth is Round?
|
08/11/2009
|
5.3
|
15
|
0
|
|
111
|
Do Tell Mattel
|
05/02/2009
|
5.8
|
17
|
0
|
|
112
|
Do You Really Want to Hurt Me?
|
05/11/2009
|
5.8
|
17
|
0
|
|
113
|
Do You Want Jelly or Jam on Your Toast for Barackfast? Aka Barack of Ages
|
05/08/2009
|
5.3
|
15
|
0
|
|
114
|
Dog Gun It!
|
05/17/2009
|
5.8
|
17
|
0
|
|
115
|
Don’t Ask, Do Tell at Wal-Mart
|
05/05/2009
|
5.3
|
15
|
0
|
|
116
|
Don’t Cry for Me Appalachia! (aka) Maria, I’ve just met a Girl known as Maria
|
06/25/2009
|
5.8
|
17
|
0
|
|
117
|
Dr. Death is Running for Congress
|
05/05/2009
|
5.8
|
17
|
0
|
|
118
|
Dr. Frankenstein, I presume? or Calling Dr. Eduard Wirths, Dr.Josef Mengele, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine
|
12/22/2009
|
5.3
|
15
|
0
|
|
119
|
Dr. Kildare Me? aka Dr. Kevorkian Cocktail
|
05/02/2009
|
5.8
|
17
|
0
|
|
120
|
Driven to Distraction
|
05/12/2009
|
5.8
|
17
|
0
|
|
121
|
Duchess Ellington
|
05/07/2011
|
5.8
|
17
|
0
|
|
122
|
Dumb and Dumber (and the Dumbest)
|
05/03/2009
|
5.8
|
17
|
0
|
|
123
|
DynCorp, who in the Hell are You?
|
05/03/2009
|
5.8
|
17
|
0
|
|
124
|
Ebony and Ivory, Chocolate and Vanilla, It’s Grey to Me
|
05/12/2009
|
5.3
|
15
|
0
|
|
125
|
Episode 4: Masterminds Need Not Apply (When Will It Ever End?)
|
09/20/2009
|
6.0
|
16
|
0
|
|
126
|
Episode V: The Return of Masterminds Need Not Apply
|
10/21/2009
|
5.3
|
15
|
0
|
|
127
|
Episode VI: Masterminds Need Not Apply
|
11/17/2009
|
5.3
|
15
|
0
|
|
128
|
Error on No.25, Bonds
|
05/17/2009
|
5.8
|
17
|
0
|
|
129
|
Escargot in, (rather on) Your Face!
|
12/20/2009
|
5.8
|
17
|
0
|
|
130
|
ESTV (Elementary School TransVestism)
|
05/10/2009
|
5.8
|
17
|
0
|
|
131
|
Evil Incarnate
|
05/09/2009
|
5.8
|
17
|
0
|
|
132
|
Exorcise Your Right to Worship and Your Freedom to Assemble or The Devil Made Me Do It or Satan Doll
|
09/06/2010
|
5.8
|
17
|
0
|
|
133
|
F E M A Full of Excretion and Manure Action or Fake Emergency Management Actors Or (How do I keep my job and its pension and be accountable to no one)
|
05/17/2009
|
5.8
|
17
|
0
|
|
134
|
FAIL(ED) SAFE(TY)
|
05/17/2009
|
5.5
|
10
|
0
|
|
135
|
Farewell to Feathers
|
05/17/2009
|
5.6
|
11
|
0
|
|
136
|
Feel Like a Natural Woman?
|
05/04/2009
|
5.5
|
10
|
0
|
|
137
|
FEMA II (Formaldehyde Excuses Management A$@holes)
|
05/12/2009
|
5.5
|
10
|
0
|
|
138
|
FEMA III Aka Fraudulent Excuses My Ass
|
05/07/2009
|
5.5
|
10
|
0
|
|
139
|
FEMA V (Federal Empowerment (of) Machiavellian Attitudes)
|
05/25/2009
|
5.5
|
11
|
0
|
|
140
|
First It Was Disneyland, Graceland, Neverland And now Escobarland?
|
07/26/2009
|
5.5
|
10
|
0
|
|
141
|
Fix It Again, Walter?
|
05/03/2009
|
5.5
|
10
|
0
|
|
142
|
For I Don’t Give a Damn About a Green Back Dollar II
|
05/06/2009
|
5.7
|
11
|
0
|
|
143
|
For I Don’t Give a Damn About Green Back Dollar
|
05/06/2009
|
5.7
|
11
|
0
|
|
144
|
For the Towels Toils
|
05/17/2009
|
5.5
|
10
|
0
|
|
145
|
For Your Penance; Drink 4 Patrons,5 Bloody Marys and 5 shots of Spiritus
|
07/26/2010
|
5.5
|
10
|
0
|
|
146
|
Ford has a Better Idea
|
05/07/2009
|
5.5
|
10
|
0
|
|
147
|
Foreverland (a third installment of Michael Jackson's death and consequential legal debacle)
|
07/13/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
148
|
Forget Cialis, Viagra or ExtenZe, Just Pass Me the Pepper!
|
10/10/2009
|
5.9
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11
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0
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149
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forgiveness
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05/05/2011
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5.6
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11
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0
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150
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French Fries at the Louvre?
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10/08/2009
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5.5
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10
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0
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151
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From Russia with Love or Anna Chapman and Her Alleged No Goodniks
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07/02/2010
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5.5
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10
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0
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152
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From Spygate to Stupidgate or A First Down, A First Down, My Kingdom for a First Down!
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11/17/2009
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5.5
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10
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0
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153
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From Whoville to the Grinch, Firk You
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05/17/2009
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5.5
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10
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0
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154
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Fulgencio Battista, Mohammad Rezā Shā h Pahlavi, The Shah of Iran, and Hosni Mubarak, Oh My!
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02/01/2011
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5.5
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10
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0
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155
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Gecko.Com
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05/16/2009
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5.5
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10
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0
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156
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Generally Butt Naked
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05/16/2009
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5.5
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10
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0
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157
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Get Out the Hot Dogs, We're Going to the Beach
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05/27/2011
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5.5
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10
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0
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158
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Giraffe’s ‘r’ Us
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05/11/2009
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5.5
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10
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0
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159
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Give Him Head and Shoulders
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05/10/2009
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5.7
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19
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0
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160
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GM’s PoleTown Plant
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05/06/2009
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5.5
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8
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0
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161
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Go Fish! (an Observation about the automobile bailouts in the US)
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05/06/2009
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6.0
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9
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0
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162
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Go Green, Soylent Green
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05/11/2009
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5.5
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8
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0
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163
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Go Greyhound
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05/16/2009
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6.0
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9
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0
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164
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God Rest You, Megan
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05/06/2009
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5.5
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10
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0
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165
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Good Friday 1988
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05/16/2009
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5.5
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10
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0
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166
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Goodness Gracious Great Balls of What? ? ? ? ? You broke my will, But what a thrill Goodness, gracious, great balls of..WHAT! ! !
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05/11/2009
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6.0
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9
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0
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167
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Grease is the Word, is the word, is the word, is the word….
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05/11/2009
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5.5
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10
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0
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168
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Great Value Brands-a Jaw Bone of a Rat! or Ratatouille in My Veggies
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12/22/2009
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6.0
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9
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0
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169
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Green Alligators and Long Neck Geese
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05/16/2009
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5.5
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10
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0
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170
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Guess Who’s Coming to Worship
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12/02/2011
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--
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0
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0
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171
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Guess Who's Coming to Dinner?
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11/27/2009
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6.0
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9
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0
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172
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Hail Mary Full of WHAAAAT?
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08/29/2009
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6.0
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9
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0
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173
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Hair
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05/16/2009
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5.9
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10
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0
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174
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Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow
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07/17/2010
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5.5
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8
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0
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175
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Haiti
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01/14/2010
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6.0
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9
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0
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176
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Halo, Halo Won’t Tell Me Your Name?
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05/04/2009
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5.5
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10
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0
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177
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Hang Down Your Head Kelly Tilghman
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05/11/2009
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5.5
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10
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0
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178
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Hannah Montana Concert Tickets to Allegedly Die For
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05/16/2009
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6.0
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9
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0
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179
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Hanson Windows on 9-11-01
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09/11/2009
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6.0
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9
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0
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180
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Happy Birthday Hubble
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04/24/2010
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6.0
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9
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0
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181
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Hell Hath No Fury like a 73 Year Old Woman Was this man Smilin’ Bob Father?
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05/04/2009
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5.5
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10
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0
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182
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Hello Norma Jean
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06/01/2009
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6.0
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9
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0
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183
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Help Me I’m Think I’m Falling Aka Free Falling
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05/11/2009
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6.0
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9
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0
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184
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Helplessly Homeless
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05/16/2009
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6.0
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9
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0
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185
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Here Comes the Bride, There Goes the Bride, Here Comes the Bride, There Goes the Bride, (repeat 21 times more)
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05/04/2009
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--
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0
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0
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186
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Here We Go again, Master Minds need Not Apply II
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08/13/2009
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--
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0
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0
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187
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Hey there Barbie Girl!
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08/24/2009
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5.6
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16
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0
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188
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Hey, Hey, We’re the Monkees aka Get That Monkey of My Back
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05/16/2009
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5.8
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17
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0
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189
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Hillary Under Fire
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05/08/2009
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--
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0
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0
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190
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Himiko
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05/05/2009
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5.8
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17
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0
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191
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His Lowness Jason II the Turd
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05/04/2009
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5.8
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17
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0
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192
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Holy, Sister Mary Nudea!
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07/21/2009
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5.8
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17
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0
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193
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Homo Erectus
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05/16/2009
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5.3
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15
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0
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194
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Honestly Officer, the Horse Must Be Drunk! or But Wait, Wasn't the Horse a Designated Driver?
|
12/10/2009
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6.1
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18
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0
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195
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Hoodwinked!
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11/07/2009
|
5.8
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17
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0
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196
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Horny High School Musical I or An Adolescent Male's Disneyland in Brooklyn
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12/12/2009
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5.8
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17
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0
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197
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How I'd Love to be an Oscar Mayer Weiner..
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06/03/2011
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5.8
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17
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0
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198
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How the East Was Won
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05/16/2009
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5.8
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17
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0
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199
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Hugs not Slugs
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05/16/2009
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5.8
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17
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0
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|
200
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Hula Hoop and Frisbees and Silly String Oh My!
|
05/15/2009
|
5.8
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17
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0
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201
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I Bet You Can’t Eat Just One
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06/30/2009
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5.7
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18
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0
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202
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I Do Recall Firestone tires
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07/02/2009
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5.8
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17
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0
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203
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I Don’t Recall
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05/07/2009
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5.3
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15
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0
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204
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I Hate the Thought of Hate Crimes
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05/15/2009
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5.8
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17
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0
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205
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I hear you Talking in Your Sleep
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05/15/2009
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6.0
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18
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0
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206
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I just want to be Your Teddy Bear
|
05/09/2009
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5.8
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17
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0
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207
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I Left My Fart in San Francisco
|
05/15/2009
|
5.8
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17
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0
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208
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I Love That Dirty Water! (The Standells)
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05/17/2010
|
5.3
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15
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0
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209
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I Saw Her Again Or Californi(cation) Dreamin’ Or Go Where You Wanna Go Or Dream a Little Dream of Me
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09/24/2009
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5.8
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17
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0
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210
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I’ll be Home For……. Hanukkah, Human Rights Day, winter break, the Islamic holy day Eid al-Adha, first day of winter and Kwanzaa
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05/05/2009
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5.3
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32
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0
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211
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I’ll Have A Sub Way
|
05/15/2009
|
5.8
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17
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0
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212
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I’ll Take a Super-size
|
05/15/2009
|
5.7
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27
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0
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213
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I’m Henry the Eighth I am, I am
|
05/12/2009
|
5.5
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10
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0
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214
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I’m Leaving on a Jet Plane Or Jet Airliner by Steve Miller Or New York, New York
|
08/04/2009
|
5.5
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30
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0
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215
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I'd Like to HumpYou
|
05/01/2009
|
5.5
|
30
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0
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216
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Iditarod, Rod, Rod They do Rod, Rod (Sung to the tune They Do Run, Run They Do Run, Run)
|
05/11/2009
|
5.6
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29
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0
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217
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If It Walks, Acts, Cracks, Like Duck…..
|
05/15/2009
|
5.5
|
30
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0
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218
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I'll Keep an Eye for You
|
05/01/2009
|
5.4
|
29
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0
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219
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Imagine
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05/10/2009
|
5.5
|
30
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0
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|
220
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Imelda Marcos Doesn’t Compare to This Red Hair Vixen
|
06/18/2009
|
5.5
|
30
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0
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221
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In Heaven there is No Beer, That’s Why We Drink It Here
|
05/05/2009
|
5.5
|
30
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0
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222
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Is Dothan, Alabama the Promised Land?
|
05/05/2009
|
5.4
|
29
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0
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223
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Is Ronald McDonald Having a Mid-Life Crisis?
|
05/18/2011
|
5.4
|
31
|
0
|
|
224
|
Is that a Full House or a Royal Flush?
|
05/09/2009
|
5.5
|
30
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0
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|
225
|
Is there a Tiger in the Woods? or 7 and counting Over Par or Green, Green, Green They Say on the Far Side of the Hill
|
12/08/2009
|
5.5
|
30
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0
|
|
226
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Is This The War of the Worlds? or How to Get Burnt in Lost Wages, Nevada.
|
09/30/2010
|
5.5
|
30
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0
|
|
227
|
Islamabad (dedicated to the Memory of Benazir Bhutto)
|
05/02/2009
|
5.5
|
29
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0
|
|
228
|
Isn't It Titillating?
|
06/10/2010
|
5.4
|
29
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0
|
|
229
|
It Depends
|
05/10/2009
|
5.5
|
30
|
1
|
|
230
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It Was a Black, not good, for Walter Vance, Friday
|
11/30/2011
|
--
|
0
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0
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231
|
It was Mayhem in Jerusalem
|
05/01/2009
|
5.5
|
30
|
0
|
|
232
|
It’s 3 A.M., (Wednesday Morning) The Phone is Ringing
|
05/08/2009
|
5.5
|
30
|
0
|
|
233
|
It’s a Balmier Day in the Neighborhood (Sung to the theme of 'Mr. Rogers Nieghborhood')
|
05/15/2009
|
5.5
|
30
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0
|
|
234
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It’s A Bear Market Out There Bear Stearns' Subprime Bath
|
05/06/2009
|
5.5
|
30
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0
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235
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It’s a Croc of Sh__(oe)
|
05/15/2009
|
5.5
|
30
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0
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236
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It’s a Violation of Penal Code
|
05/10/2009
|
5.5
|
30
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0
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|
237
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It’s like Shooting Fish in a Barrel Called the Ocean (from 200 yards)
|
05/12/2009
|
5.5
|
30
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0
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238
|
It’s McCain versus Obama Time!
|
05/08/2009
|
5.2
|
34
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0
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|
239
|
It’s My Party (a parody dedicated to Paris Hilton)
|
05/12/2009
|
5.4
|
29
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0
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|
240
|
It’s Not St. Patty’s Day
|
05/15/2009
|
5.5
|
10
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0
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241
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It’s Raining Cats and Dogs (there are poodles, - puddles everywhere)
|
05/15/2009
|
5.5
|
10
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0
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242
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It’s Springer Time for Bin Laden and Insurgency
|
05/07/2009
|
5.5
|
10
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0
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243
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Italy Doesn't Go Green; Italy Deters Red
|
10/25/2010
|
5.5
|
10
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0
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244
|
It's a Mad(off) , Mad(off) , Mad(off) , Mad(off) World
|
05/03/2009
|
5.5
|
10
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1
|
|
245
|
It's a Zoo Out There (economically speaking)
|
04/30/2009
|
5.8
|
11
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0
|
|
246
|
It's Another Big Mac Attack!
|
01/18/2010
|
5.5
|
10
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0
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247
|
It's not the Economy Stupid!
|
05/03/2009
|
5.5
|
10
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0
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248
|
Ivory Snow Soap
|
04/30/2009
|
5.5
|
10
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0
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249
|
Jack Benny, Benny Hill and Benny Hinn, Oh My!
|
02/20/2010
|
5.8
|
11
|
0
|
|
250
|
Janet Jackson’s View of Marriage, Its Just Tits
|
05/11/2009
|
5.5
|
10
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0
|
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251
|
Jenny Jones a Jonesin’
|
05/15/2009
|
5.5
|
10
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0
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252
|
Jiffy Pop Popcorn and I Don't Care
|
05/02/2009
|
5.5
|
10
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0
|
|
253
|
Jiffy Pop Popcorn and I Don't Care Episode 2 or 'The more things change they remain the same'. 'Back to the Future'? 'Deja-Vu, what's new'?
|
12/14/2009
|
5.5
|
10
|
0
|
|
254
|
Jimmy the Geek (An observation about Jimmy Swaggart)
|
05/09/2009
|
5.5
|
10
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0
|
|
255
|
Joanie Laurer, Steroids, Alcohol, and Hermaphrodites, Oh My!
|
05/01/2010
|
5.5
|
10
|
0
|
|
256
|
Judas Iscariot Relived
|
05/05/2009
|
5.5
|
10
|
0
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257
|
Jungle Juice in Our Tap Water
|
05/02/2009
|
5.5
|
10
|
0
|
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258
|
Just Walk Away Renee
|
05/12/2009
|
5.5
|
10
|
0
|
|
259
|
Kaboom!
|
06/28/2009
|
5.5
|
10
|
0
|
|
260
|
Kamikazi Krazy Karaoke
|
05/09/2009
|
5.5
|
10
|
0
|
|
261
|
Katy Perry Says 'Tickle Me Elmo' or Tell Me How to get to Sext-a-me-Street
|
09/28/2010
|
5.5
|
10
|
0
|
|
262
|
Kevin Bacon Who?
|
05/10/2009
|
5.5
|
11
|
0
|
|
263
|
Kill Bill Twice this is Mental!
|
06/05/2009
|
5.5
|
10
|
0
|
|
264
|
Killing Private Ronald Gray
|
05/09/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
265
|
Kosher Kidney Punch! Or The Transplant Surgeon on the Roof
|
08/27/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
266
|
Law and Honor? !
|
01/29/2010
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
267
|
Lay Around the Shanty Momma and Put a Good Buzz On
|
05/03/2009
|
--
|
0
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0
|
|
268
|
Leader of the Band
|
05/15/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
269
|
Leapin' Lizards or How to Get the Most Out Your Geico (so easy a caveman can do it)
|
01/31/2010
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
270
|
Leave It to the Beaver
|
04/12/2013
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
271
|
Lenins and Putins and Stalins, Oh My!
|
05/02/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
272
|
Lenny Bruce(45) , John Belushi (33) , Chris Farley (33) , Mitch Hedburg (37) and Greg Giraldo (44) , Oh My! or The Last Comic Dying
|
10/26/2010
|
10.0
|
1
|
0
|
|
273
|
LET IN LATIN
|
05/12/2011
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
274
|
Let It Rain
|
05/15/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
275
|
Let Me Assist You to Get Out the Seat
|
05/09/2009
|
--
|
0
|
1
|
|
276
|
Let the Domino Chips Cascade into the Abyss
|
05/06/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
277
|
Let's Go on a Picnic!
|
06/10/2010
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
278
|
Libya, Greece, Tunisia, Yemen, Egypt, Somalia, Bahrain, and Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan, Oh My! ?
|
02/24/2011
|
10.0
|
1
|
1
|
|
279
|
Lil’ Rubber Ducky in My Tub
|
05/12/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
280
|
Lil’ Wayne and His Views on Marriage and Education
|
05/04/2009
|
--
|
0
|
1
|
|
281
|
Line Drawn in the Sand
|
08/04/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
282
|
Little Boy Lost
|
07/01/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
283
|
Lonesome Loser (In the style of a Shakespearean Tragedy)
|
05/01/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
284
|
Look Mom, I Won the Lotto!
|
05/06/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
285
|
Look Up Into the Sky, It’s a Bird, It’s a Plate, It’s Super Granny
|
05/03/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
286
|
Lookin' For Love (in all the wrong place(s))
|
01/04/2010
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
287
|
Lost in this Mosquerade
|
08/18/2010
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
288
|
Love has No Bounds
|
05/11/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
289
|
Lust in Space
|
05/14/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
290
|
Made in China
|
05/07/2009
|
5.5
|
20
|
0
|
|
291
|
Make Love Not War in the confessional?
|
05/20/2011
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
292
|
Make Them an Offer They Can’t Refuse
|
05/14/2009
|
5.5
|
20
|
0
|
|
293
|
Malcolm (X) in the Middle (dedicated to my deceased sister Patricia)
|
05/08/2009
|
5.5
|
20
|
0
|
|
294
|
Mama’s got Her Squeeze Box
|
05/09/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
295
|
Martians have to have Beano
|
05/05/2009
|
5.5
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20
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0
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296
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Mary Ann is Lost
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05/05/2009
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5.5
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20
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0
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297
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Master Minds Need Not Apply: Episode X
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09/18/2010
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5.5
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20
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0
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298
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Mastercard and Visa are (in) the House
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05/14/2009
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5.5
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20
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0
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299
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Masterminds Need Not Apply Episode IX
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09/03/2010
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5.4
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25
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0
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300
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Masterminds Need Not Apply Episode VIII (Here We Go Again!)
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07/28/2010
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5.6
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22
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0
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301
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Masterminds Need Not Apply Sit Back and I Will Tell You Why.
|
05/17/2009
|
--
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0
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0
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302
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Masterminds Need Not Apply xiii
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06/04/2011
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5.5
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20
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0
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303
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Masterminds Need Not Apply: Episode VII
|
03/23/2010
|
--
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0
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0
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304
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Masterminds Need Not Apply: Episode XII
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02/07/2011
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5.5
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20
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0
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305
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Mazeltov All Ya'll
|
11/30/2009
|
5.5
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20
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0
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306
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Message in a Bottle
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05/02/2009
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5.5
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20
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0
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307
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Michelle
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05/08/2011
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5.7
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21
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0
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308
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Milli Vanilli, the Real Story - 20 Years Later or Silence is Gold(en) Record
|
01/31/2010
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5.5
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20
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0
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309
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Million Dollar Candy Bar
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05/14/2009
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5.5
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20
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0
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310
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Missiles, Satellites, and Hydrazine, Oh Spy
|
05/11/2009
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5.5
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20
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0
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311
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MOM
|
05/08/2011
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5.5
|
20
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0
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312
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Money Aka Robbing Hillary to Pay Hillary-WHAT?
|
05/12/2009
|
5.5
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20
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0
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313
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Monsanto GM not Wear Dated Ultron-Z
|
02/25/2010
|
5.3
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22
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0
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314
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Morgellons
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05/02/2009
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5.4
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21
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0
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315
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Morton
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05/02/2009
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5.5
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20
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0
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316
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Mousetrap Anyone?
|
05/11/2009
|
5.7
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21
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0
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317
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Movin’ On Up To The East Side
|
05/14/2009
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5.5
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20
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0
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318
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MRI's, MRA, MVG, and EEG's, Oh My!
|
05/29/2010
|
5.5
|
20
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0
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319
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My brother in poetry, Eyan Desir.
|
11/07/2009
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5.8
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23
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0
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320
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NASCAR or NAZCA in Idaho
|
05/05/2009
|
5.5
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10
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0
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321
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Nature in HD
|
05/05/2009
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5.5
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20
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0
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322
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Needles and Pins
|
05/14/2009
|
5.5
|
20
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0
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323
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Never Neverland
|
05/14/2009
|
5.5
|
20
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0
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324
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Neverland has Finally Come Home
|
06/26/2009
|
5.5
|
20
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0
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325
|
No Chopsticks in the House
|
08/30/2010
|
5.5
|
20
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0
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326
|
No Love in this Match
|
09/14/2009
|
5.5
|
20
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0
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327
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No Mahalo to You, Oscar Mayer
|
07/26/2009
|
5.5
|
20
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0
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328
|
No Newks is Good Newks or Dr. Strangelove Does It Again
|
11/23/2011
|
--
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0
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0
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329
|
Not So 'Happy Together'
|
06/11/2012
|
--
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0
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0
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330
|
Nothin' from Nothin'?
|
09/11/2010
|
5.5
|
20
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0
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331
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Now We Don Our Kiwi non-Apparel
|
05/15/2009
|
5.5
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20
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0
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332
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Nurse Betty, No, Not the Movie However It is Fictional
|
08/17/2009
|
5.5
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20
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0
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333
|
Nutri-System and Jenny Craig are for the Birds
|
05/15/2009
|
5.5
|
20
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0
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334
|
O(h) ’, O(h) ’
|
05/11/2009
|
5.5
|
20
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0
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335
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Obama Knows Wright from Wrong
|
05/08/2009
|
--
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0
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0
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336
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Occupied
|
10/16/2011
|
--
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0
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0
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337
|
Ode to Dobie Gray
|
12/08/2011
|
--
|
0
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0
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|
338
|
Ode to Four Green Fields, RIP, in Royal Oak, Michigan
|
05/24/2011
|
5.5
|
20
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0
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|
339
|
Ode to the Bird
|
04/30/2009
|
5.5
|
20
|
0
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|
340
|
Ode to TMZ
|
05/01/2009
|
5.5
|
20
|
0
|
|
341
|
Oh Iphone, Oh Iphone, where art thou Iphone?
|
08/04/2009
|
5.5
|
20
|
0
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|
342
|
Oh No They Di’int!
|
09/26/2009
|
5.5
|
20
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0
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343
|
Oh Oh Rios!
|
05/15/2009
|
5.5
|
20
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0
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344
|
'Oh! Oh! Jiminy Crickets! '
|
07/04/2009
|
5.5
|
20
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0
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345
|
Oh, Let Me Be, Your Teddy Bear!
|
07/07/2009
|
5.5
|
20
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0
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|
346
|
Oh-Oh “Ojo”
|
08/04/2009
|
5.3
|
21
|
0
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347
|
Old Oil Never Dies, It Only Fades Away
|
05/07/2009
|
5.5
|
20
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0
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348
|
One “Change” for Drug Names
|
05/04/2009
|
5.5
|
20
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0
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|
349
|
One Ringy Dingy, Two Ringy Dingings, Three Ringy Dingings, Four-Oh Shazbutt!
|
05/01/2009
|
--
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0
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0
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|
350
|
One Small Error for NASA*, a Giant Blunder for All of Mankind
|
07/20/2009
|
--
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0
|
0
|
|
351
|
Ooh-la-la Oompa-Loompa
|
05/14/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
352
|
Open Wide
|
05/14/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
353
|
Operator
|
05/06/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
354
|
Oscar, Bert and Ernie
|
05/14/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
355
|
ouch! or The First Cut is the Deepest
|
06/01/2011
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
356
|
Ouch! That’s Gotta’ Hurt
|
05/05/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
357
|
Oy Vay Maria
|
05/01/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
358
|
Padre Pio (not one of San Diego Padres)
|
05/09/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
359
|
Pakistini Unintelligence or (My mom didn't raise a fool) .
|
05/06/2011
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
360
|
Pants on the Ground!
|
01/14/2010
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
361
|
Paris Went to Hilton, Uhm, Harvard
|
05/12/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
362
|
Paterson Made History
|
05/03/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
363
|
Pawn Shop
|
05/14/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
364
|
Pentecostalism Could Be a Death Sentence
|
08/17/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
365
|
Pepe Le Pew is Jet Setter
|
05/10/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
366
|
Personal Foul
|
11/10/2011
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
367
|
Peterson
|
05/08/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
368
|
Peterson, Jazz Piano at It’s Finest
|
05/14/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
369
|
Pin-up Gals
|
05/14/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
370
|
Pit Bulls and Pigs and Lipstick, Oh My!
|
05/07/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
371
|
Play Froggy Mountain Dew Or The Kermit Generation
|
09/03/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
372
|
Please Don’t Squeeze
|
05/14/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
373
|
Pontiac G oing T o (be) O ut
|
04/30/2009
|
10.0
|
1
|
0
|
|
374
|
Poppies, Gas Warfare and the Green Fields of France
|
07/18/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
375
|
Pot Luck Lunch
|
05/12/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
376
|
President Obama gets a Lecture from Be-Be UNWORKABLE SUNG TO TUNE UNFORGETTABLE
|
05/21/2011
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
377
|
Presidential Race-Mania Match No.1
|
05/14/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
378
|
Pretty in Pink? What Would the Tudor Family Say?
|
04/30/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
379
|
Price for Freedom
|
05/02/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
380
|
Promiseland Television Network or (Mike) Simons Says 'Buy this over rated anti-oxidant juice for $40.00 a bottle! '
|
02/27/2010
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
381
|
Queer Eye for the Fast Ball
|
12/03/2011
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
382
|
R C M P Or Royal Canadian Murderous Pantechnicons
|
05/07/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
383
|
Rats Got My Kid
|
05/14/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
384
|
Rats, (gold) Foiled Again
|
05/01/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
385
|
Read, Red Wine
|
05/02/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
386
|
Red Lobster Tonight
|
05/01/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
387
|
Religious Right is Not Necessarily Right for McCain
|
05/08/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
388
|
Revolution
|
11/21/2011
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
389
|
Ri(t) chie Ass Son of a Bee-atches, Bee-atches, Peeping Tom(cat) s and Vixens
|
05/14/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
390
|
RIP Richard Onaga
|
06/22/2011
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
391
|
Rock the Casbah
|
05/05/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
392
|
Rocky Raccoon-ish
|
05/14/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
393
|
'Roger That'!
|
07/06/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
394
|
Roman Polanski: What is There to Debate? Whether Rape is Rape-Rape?
|
10/02/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
395
|
Runaround Duke Or Duke, Duke, Duke of Earl
|
05/14/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
396
|
Ryanair Needs a Lot of Fresh Air Soon!
|
04/19/2010
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
397
|
S & M and B & D
|
05/14/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
398
|
S P Q R (Senatus Populsque Roma) , ((the) Senate and the People of Rome)
|
05/02/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
399
|
Santa the Knife
|
05/14/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
400
|
SAVE THE DATE, THE END WILL TAKE PLACE MAY 21ST
|
05/12/2011
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
401
|
Scotch on the Rocks? !
|
02/08/2010
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
402
|
Screwed to Death
|
04/30/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
403
|
See Ya’ Later Alligator
|
05/14/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
404
|
Sesame Street Gone to da hood
|
05/14/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
405
|
Sextants, Compasses, Maps, and GPSes, Oh My!
|
12/31/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
406
|
Shepherds Flock Around Reality
|
05/14/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
407
|
Shot on the Pot!
|
07/11/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
408
|
SHOWDOWN in Berlin
|
03/07/2010
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
409
|
Silence is Golden (Silence is golden, but my eyes still see Silence is golden, golden, but my eyes still see)
|
05/09/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
410
|
Silence is not GOLDEN or Sounds of Silence (will drive you crazy)
|
04/05/2012
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
411
|
Sing Me a Song, You’re the Piano Man
|
06/18/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
412
|
Sinking of the U(nited) S(tates) S(enator) Hillary Clintonic
|
05/08/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
413
|
Skating Away
|
05/14/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
414
|
Slim Fast DIE(t) Or Jared’s Subway DIE(t)
|
05/10/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
415
|
So Take Me Koala Back, JACK!
|
06/22/2011
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
416
|
Soap Box Hill
|
07/26/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
417
|
Something Smells Fishy in Denmark
|
05/14/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
418
|
Soothsayers Brooksley Born and Cherilyn Lee Or That Was That and This Is It
|
10/27/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
419
|
Soulful Cookin’ by Christopher McCuin
|
05/09/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
420
|
Soy Says You
|
05/02/2009
|
--
|
0
|
1
|
|
421
|
Spirit of St. Louis, Seig Hile
|
05/07/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
422
|
Stefanie Spielman
|
11/20/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
423
|
Stupid is as Stupid Gets! or Limbaughs, Robertsons, and Hagees, Oh My!
|
01/15/2010
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
424
|
Swaggert, Bakker, and Haggard Oh My!
|
05/05/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
425
|
Syntax of Sin Tax
|
08/04/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
426
|
Taxes, Taxes, and Taxes, Oh My!
|
02/28/2011
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
427
|
Ted’s and Pat’s Birthday-on the Fourth of July
|
07/04/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
428
|
Thar is Gold in Dem Der Butts -Hills
|
05/03/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
429
|
That Wasn’t Judge Judy!
|
05/04/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
430
|
That’s How The Cookie Crumbles
|
05/12/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
431
|
That’s What You Needed is another Hole in Your Head
|
05/03/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
432
|
That's a Wrap!
|
05/21/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
433
|
The (Somalian) Pirates of the Oblivion
|
11/18/2009
|
--
|
0
|
1
|
|
434
|
The Ballad of Zeb ben Richer (sung to the Bevery Hillbillie’s Theme song)
|
05/05/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
435
|
The Blunderful World of Disney!
|
05/28/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
436
|
The Church According to Oprah, No wait-HSN No Wait-E-Bay, Now Wait-If You Pray Now, We'll Double Your Order For Free! (only pay for extra shipping and handling)
|
04/07/2010
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
437
|
The Church of WHAT? !
|
01/30/2010
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
438
|
The Dating/ Mating Game
|
05/14/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
439
|
The Day the Circus Left Town
|
05/14/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
440
|
The Day the King of Camelot Died
|
11/23/2011
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
441
|
The DH Grandama Obama
|
05/08/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
442
|
The Dog Day Afternoon (about 6.879132513… hours)
|
05/14/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
443
|
The Epitome of a Political Liar
|
09/23/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
444
|
The Euology of Viewmaster
|
04/30/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
445
|
The Fickle Finger of Fate Goes to Dick Martin
|
05/10/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
446
|
The Fox and the Hound
|
05/14/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
447
|
The Full Manatee Monty
|
05/10/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
448
|
The Heathrow Wine Party? versus The Boston Tea Party?
|
01/18/2010
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
449
|
The Last Curtain Call
|
07/14/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
450
|
The Last Typewriter Factory Standing No More
|
04/26/2011
|
10.0
|
1
|
0
|
|
451
|
The Letter(s) to St. Nick
|
12/14/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
452
|
The Lyin’ King Or There Goes the Judge, There Goes the Judge
|
06/05/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
453
|
The Murder of the Orient Express
|
01/01/2010
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
454
|
The Music Suite of 275 North, Cumby, Texas (that was inspired by my wife, Judy)
|
03/23/2011
|
10.0
|
1
|
0
|
|
455
|
The Name of Lexus is for the Birds
|
05/14/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
456
|
The Number You Have Dialed Is Not a Working Number, Please Check Your Number and Die(l) Again
|
05/12/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
457
|
The Possible Capsizing of the USS Guam?
|
04/03/2010
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
458
|
The Queen is on the Porcelain Throne
|
05/05/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
459
|
The Sinking of the Jeffry Picower
|
10/26/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
460
|
The Sphinx is not the Only One that had Its Head Damaged Or The Things We Do for Love (or lack thereof)
|
06/02/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
461
|
The Stepford Wives Geisha Style
|
05/05/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
462
|
The Taxman Cometh
|
05/22/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
463
|
The Times are a Changing or Mr. Dylan Goes to Beijing
|
05/04/2011
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
464
|
The Top
|
05/01/2009
|
9.0
|
1
|
0
|
|
465
|
The Twelve Days of Election Day (sung to the tune of the 12 days of Christmas)
|
05/07/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
466
|
The USA made in China
|
05/03/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
467
|
The Wall of Sound Came Tumbling Down
|
05/30/2009
|
5.5
|
10
|
0
|
|
468
|
The Wizard of Odd Aka Toto, I Don’t Think We are in Kansas Anymore
|
05/12/2009
|
5.5
|
10
|
0
|
|
469
|
The World is Ending
|
09/26/2011
|
5.5
|
10
|
0
|
|
470
|
Therapy, Tragedy and Killers, Oh My!
|
05/03/2009
|
5.5
|
10
|
0
|
|
471
|
There is a Whole Lot of Shakin' Goin' On or I Can Fell the Earth Move Under My Feet
|
01/21/2010
|
5.5
|
10
|
0
|
|
472
|
Things are Tough All Over
|
05/03/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
473
|
Third Episode of: Masterminds Need Not Apply
|
09/10/2009
|
5.9
|
11
|
0
|
|
474
|
This Kimchi is Out of this World
|
05/11/2009
|
5.5
|
10
|
0
|
|
475
|
Thong, Thong Blue
|
05/10/2009
|
5.5
|
10
|
0
|
|
476
|
Those Damn New England Patriots! Dedicated to Pastor Rick Flynn
|
05/12/2009
|
5.5
|
10
|
0
|
|
477
|
Three Strikes and You’re……. In for Some More
|
05/10/2009
|
5.1
|
11
|
0
|
|
478
|
Three Strikes You’re Out, What a Joke!
|
05/15/2009
|
5.5
|
10
|
0
|
|
479
|
Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport, Tie Me Kangaroo Down
|
11/24/2009
|
5.5
|
10
|
0
|
|
480
|
Tightends Anyone?
|
05/14/2009
|
5.5
|
10
|
0
|
|
481
|
Tihomir Petrov is a'π 'ssed Professor
|
06/18/2011
|
5.5
|
10
|
0
|
|
482
|
Till Death (or Transplanted Kidney) Do Us Part
|
05/05/2009
|
5.5
|
10
|
1
|
|
483
|
Time Machine Food
|
05/11/2009
|
5.5
|
10
|
0
|
|
484
|
Time, Time, Time is on My Side Yes It Is! or Does Anybody Know What Time It Is? or Time in a Bottle
|
08/21/2010
|
5.5
|
10
|
0
|
|
485
|
Timothy Are A De-De-De
|
05/14/2009
|
5.5
|
10
|
0
|
|
486
|
Tito, I Don't think That We Are in Yugoslavia Anymore
|
05/02/2009
|
5.5
|
10
|
0
|
|
487
|
TKO or Was It a Draw
|
05/07/2009
|
5.5
|
10
|
0
|
|
488
|
To Fart or Not Fart That Is the Question?
|
09/23/2011
|
5.5
|
10
|
0
|
|
489
|
Tokyo Rose and Pastor Terry Jones or 232.77778 C
|
09/08/2010
|
5.5
|
10
|
0
|
|
490
|
Tolerance is a Virtue, Afghan’s have None
|
05/14/2009
|
5.5
|
10
|
0
|
|
491
|
Tombstone Territory
|
05/12/2009
|
5.5
|
20
|
0
|
|
492
|
Toot-Toot-Tootsie Good Bye (Well toot toot Tootsie goodbye toot toot Tootsie don't cry)
|
05/11/2009
|
5.4
|
22
|
0
|
|
493
|
Top of the World (dedicated to Sir Edmund Hillary)
|
05/14/2009
|
10.0
|
1
|
0
|
|
494
|
Torre What’s the Story?
|
05/14/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
495
|
Trinidad
|
05/02/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
496
|
TSA is Abreast of Things
|
05/07/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
497
|
Tuxedos, Lesbians, ACLU Lawyers, Oh My!
|
04/30/2010
|
1.0
|
1
|
0
|
|
498
|
Twenty Mule Team Borat
|
05/14/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
499
|
Two Fortnights before D-Day (An Observation for American History Upon the election of Senator Barack Obama)
|
05/07/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
500
|
Uhm-Uhm Good!
|
05/26/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
501
|
Under The Boardwalk, aka I Mean the I-95 Overpass in Florida
|
05/12/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
502
|
Unrest in the Kingdom of London Dairy? (Sung God Save the Queen or My Country tis of Thee)
|
05/11/2009
|
1.0
|
1
|
0
|
|
503
|
Upton’s Response, an American Public Education Reminder
|
05/14/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
504
|
Vatican Lists New Sins
|
05/09/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
505
|
Vatican, We’ve Got A Problem
|
05/09/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
506
|
Victor Victoria God Willing! Can I Have an Amen?
|
05/09/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
507
|
Virginia is no Place for Virgins
|
04/30/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
508
|
WalMart, We are Rolling Back Prices (in healthcare)
|
05/02/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
509
|
Walt, Michael, and Peter Pan
|
09/08/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
510
|
Walter 'Wladyslaw' Budweil
|
10/02/2011
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
511
|
War Games?
|
11/30/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
512
|
Was It that Time of the Month
|
05/13/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
513
|
Was Kermit a Vegen?
|
08/17/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
514
|
Wassup Wassau
|
08/04/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
515
|
WASTE NOT WANT NOT
|
05/13/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
516
|
Wastin' a Day in Applebee's Margaritaville
|
04/12/2011
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
517
|
WATER ERODES
|
05/15/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
518
|
We Still Have a Two Minute Warning Aka The Fat Lady Hasn’t Sung Yet Aka It Ain’t Over ‘til It’s Over
|
05/08/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
519
|
Well Hello Mary Jo, Goodbye Heart
|
05/07/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
520
|
What a Dick!
|
07/26/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
521
|
What a Shocker!
|
05/13/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
522
|
What about Poor Ruth?
|
06/29/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
523
|
What Did Dela Wear?
|
05/16/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
524
|
What Kind of Acid Test Is This?
|
09/18/2010
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
525
|
What the Hal? or It's not Elementary Watson
|
02/17/2011
|
5.5
|
10
|
0
|
|
526
|
What Watergate? What 18 ½ Minutes of Silent Tape? What Pardon?
|
05/20/2009
|
5.5
|
10
|
0
|
|
527
|
What’s It All about Alfie?
|
05/04/2009
|
--
|
0
|
0
|
|
528
|
What’s the Point of B & S?
|
05/08/2009
|
5.5
|
10
|
0
|
|
529
|
What’s Up Bill Nye, the Science Guy?
|
05/13/2009
|
5.5
|
10
|
1
|
|
530
|
What’s Up with the Do-Over
|
05/08/2009
|
5.5
|
10
|
0
|
|
531
|
What’s Wrong with this Picture?
|
05/09/2009
|
5.5
|
10
|
0
|
|
532
|
What's Up Down There?
|
05/02/2009
|
5.5
|
11
|
0
|
|
533
|
What's Up with Cialis and Viagra?
|
05/02/2009
|
5.5
|
10
|
0
|
|
534
|
What's Wrong About This Picture? part II
|
06/11/2011
|
5.5
|
10
|
0
|
|
535
|
What's Wrong with Wright (an Observation on what is and what is not)
|
05/08/2009
|
5.5
|
10
|
0
|
|
536
|
Whips and Chains
|
05/13/2009
|
5.5
|
10
|
0
|
|
537
|
White People
|
05/11/2009
|
5.5
|
10
|
0
|
|
538
|
Who Cares?
|
06/23/2009
|
5.8
|
11
|
0
|
|
539
|
Who da Baby Daddy?
|
05/09/2009
|
5.5
|
10
|
0
|
|
540
|
Who Gives a Hoot(ers)
|
05/13/2009
|
5.5
|
11
|
0
|
|
541
|
Who Got E.D., Rats?
|
05/02/2009
|
5.5
|
10
|
0
|
|
542
|
Who Let the Dogs Out, Woof, Woof, Woof, Woof
|
05/11/2009
|
5.3
|
11
|
0
|
|
543
|
Who needs Dino Anyway?
|
05/06/2009
|
5.5
|
10
|
0
|
|
544
|
Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?
|
08/30/2010
|
5.5
|
10
|
0
|
|
545
|
Who’s afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?
|
05/04/2009
|
5.1
|
12
|
0
|
|
546
|
Who’s Stallin’ Now?
|
05/07/2009
|
5.5
|
10
|
0
|
|
547
|
Why Turn an XY to a YY?
|
05/02/2009
|
5.5
|
10
|
0
|
|
548
|
Will the names of Tekla and Tesla be Remembered a Thousand Years Hence?
|
01/14/2010
|
5.5
|
10
|
0
|
|
549
|
Will the Real Stepford Stand Up?
|
05/10/2009
|
5.5
|
10
|
0
|
|
550
|
Wrinkle Free for Life(less)
|
05/02/2009
|
5.5
|
10
|
0
|
|
551
|
Wrong Place, Wrong Time
|
05/13/2009
|
3.5
|
6
|
0
|
|
552
|
Yo, Ho, Ho and a Bottle of Starr Rum
|
05/02/2009
|
4.9
|
14
|
0
|
|
553
|
Yogi did Make a Boo-boo
|
05/03/2009
|
3.5
|
6
|
0
|
|
554
|
You Can Take for Granite aka The Daily Granite
|
05/02/2009
|
6.4
|
14
|
0
|
|
555
|
You Can Take the Man Out of Sharia Law Land, But You Can Never take Sharia Law Out of a Man
|
05/05/2009
|
4.0
|
5
|
0
|
|
556
|
You Don’t Know Jack
|
05/13/2009
|
4.0
|
5
|
0
|
|
557
|
You got the Tiger by the Tail
|
05/09/2009
|
4.0
|
5
|
0
|
|
558
|
You're Deep Cow Urine
|
04/30/2009
|
4.0
|
5
|
0
|
|
559
|
You're in (urine in) Deep Space
|
05/02/2009
|
3.5
|
6
|
0
|
|
560
|
You're Sixteen You're Beautiful and You're....all of ours?
|
06/08/2011
|
3.5
|
6
|
0
|