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Visitors of the poet

Number of visitors of the poet’s mainpage in PoemHunter.Com

Attention : Numbers in this table does not indicate the total hits of poems of the poet, but indicates the hits of the poet’s main page.

Date Hits
04/22/2014 Tuesday 14
8%
04/21/2014 Monday 31
18%
04/20/2014 Sunday 56
33%
04/19/2014 Saturday 39
23%
04/18/2014 Friday 66
40%
04/17/2014 Thursday 77
46%
04/16/2014 Wednesday 116
70%
04/15/2014 Tuesday 34
20%
04/14/2014 Monday 33
20%
04/13/2014 Sunday 102
61%
04/12/2014 Saturday 65
39%
04/11/2014 Friday 33
20%
04/10/2014 Thursday 74
44%
04/09/2014 Wednesday 116
70%
04/08/2014 Tuesday 165
100%
04/07/2014 Monday 105
63%
04/06/2014 Sunday 23
13%
04/05/2014 Saturday 16
9%
04/04/2014 Friday 23
13%
04/03/2014 Thursday 31
18%

Reader rating & num.of MyPoemList’s

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# Poem Title Submit Date Reader Rating Num.of MyPoemList’s
Rating Num.R.
1 Till Death (or Transplanted Kidney) Do Us Part 05/05/2009 5.5 10 1
2 Soy Says You 05/02/2009 -- 0 1
3 Lil’ Wayne and His Views on Marriage and Education 05/04/2009 -- 0 1
4 “NUTS” 05/07/2009 5.5 52 1
5 Let Me Assist You to Get Out the Seat 05/09/2009 -- 0 1
6 What’s Up Bill Nye, the Science Guy? 05/13/2009 5.5 10 1
7 The (Somalian) Pirates of the Oblivion 11/18/2009 -- 0 1
8 Libya, Greece, Tunisia, Yemen, Egypt, Somalia, Bahrain, and Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan, Oh My! ? 02/24/2011 10.0 1 1
9 It Depends 05/10/2009 5.5 30 1
10 Bill Richardson is Judas Iscariot, HUH? 05/08/2009 5.7 21 1
11 What’s Up with the Do-Over 05/08/2009 5.5 10 0
12 We Still Have a Two Minute Warning Aka The Fat Lady Hasn’t Sung Yet Aka It Ain’t Over ‘til It’s Over 05/08/2009 -- 0 0
13 Religious Right is Not Necessarily Right for McCain 05/08/2009 -- 0 0
14 It’s McCain versus Obama Time! 05/08/2009 5.2 34 0
15 Do You Want Jelly or Jam on Your Toast for Barackfast? Aka Barack of Ages 05/08/2009 5.3 15 0
16 America’s tending to go toward the Left 05/08/2009 5.5 20 0
17 What’s the Point of B & S? 05/08/2009 5.5 10 0
18 The DH Grandama Obama 05/08/2009 -- 0 0
19 Obama Knows Wright from Wrong 05/08/2009 -- 0 0
20 It’s 3 A.M., (Wednesday Morning) The Phone is Ringing 05/08/2009 5.5 30 0
21 Bee-atch is Back 05/08/2009 5.5 20 0
22 A Do-Over Again? 05/08/2009 5.2 52 0
23 You got the Tiger by the Tail 05/09/2009 4.0 5 0
24 Soulful Cookin’ by Christopher McCuin 05/09/2009 -- 0 0
25 Mama’s got Her Squeeze Box 05/09/2009 -- 0 0
26 Imagine 05/10/2009 5.5 30 0
27 Go Green, Soylent Green 05/11/2009 5.5 8 0
28 Grease is the Word, is the word, is the word, is the word…. 05/11/2009 5.5 10 0
29 Giraffe’s ‘r’ Us 05/11/2009 5.5 10 0
30 DATEline 05/11/2009 5.7 26 0
31 Who Let the Dogs Out, Woof, Woof, Woof, Woof 05/11/2009 5.3 11 0
32 White People 05/11/2009 5.5 10 0
33 Unrest in the Kingdom of London Dairy? (Sung God Save the Queen or My Country tis of Thee) 05/11/2009 1.0 1 0
34 Toot-Toot-Tootsie Good Bye (Well toot toot Tootsie goodbye toot toot Tootsie don't cry) 05/11/2009 5.4 22 0
35 Time Machine Food 05/11/2009 5.5 10 0
36 This Kimchi is Out of this World 05/11/2009 5.5 10 0
37 O(h) ’, O(h) ’ 05/11/2009 5.5 20 0
38 Mousetrap Anyone? 05/11/2009 5.7 21 0
39 Missiles, Satellites, and Hydrazine, Oh Spy 05/11/2009 5.5 20 0
40 Love has No Bounds 05/11/2009 -- 0 0
41 Janet Jackson’s View of Marriage, Its Just Tits 05/11/2009 5.5 10 0
42 Iditarod, Rod, Rod They do Rod, Rod (Sung to the tune They Do Run, Run They Do Run, Run) 05/11/2009 5.6 29 0
43 Help Me I’m Think I’m Falling Aka Free Falling 05/11/2009 6.0 9 0
44 Hang Down Your Head Kelly Tilghman 05/11/2009 5.5 10 0
45 Goodness Gracious Great Balls of What? ? ? ? ? You broke my will, But what a thrill Goodness, gracious, great balls of..WHAT! ! ! 05/11/2009 6.0 9 0
46 Do You Really Want to Hurt Me? 05/11/2009 5.8 17 0
47 Crackheads Heads Up 05/11/2009 5.7 26 0
48 BRAVO to Music and Let’s Play Ping Pong 05/11/2009 5.5 10 0
49 Birdie on the Seventh Hole, Shoot like a Pro 05/11/2009 5.5 31 0
50 31 Flavors Plus One 05/11/2009 5.3 42 0
51 Under The Boardwalk, aka I Mean the I-95 Overpass in Florida 05/12/2009 -- 0 0
52 Tombstone Territory 05/12/2009 5.5 20 0
53 Those Damn New England Patriots! Dedicated to Pastor Rick Flynn 05/12/2009 5.5 10 0
54 The Wizard of Odd Aka Toto, I Don’t Think We are in Kansas Anymore 05/12/2009 5.5 10 0
55 The Number You Have Dialed Is Not a Working Number, Please Check Your Number and Die(l) Again 05/12/2009 -- 0 0
56 A Great Greek Tragedy 05/12/2009 5.3 49 0
57 That’s How The Cookie Crumbles 05/12/2009 -- 0 0
58 Pot Luck Lunch 05/12/2009 -- 0 0
59 Paris Went to Hilton, Uhm, Harvard 05/12/2009 -- 0 0
60 Money Aka Robbing Hillary to Pay Hillary-WHAT? 05/12/2009 5.5 20 0
61 Lil’ Rubber Ducky in My Tub 05/12/2009 -- 0 0
62 Just Walk Away Renee 05/12/2009 5.5 10 0
63 It’s My Party (a parody dedicated to Paris Hilton) 05/12/2009 5.4 29 0
64 It’s like Shooting Fish in a Barrel Called the Ocean (from 200 yards) 05/12/2009 5.5 30 0
65 I’m Henry the Eighth I am, I am 05/12/2009 5.5 10 0
66 FEMA II (Formaldehyde Excuses Management A$@holes) 05/12/2009 5.5 10 0
67 Ebony and Ivory, Chocolate and Vanilla, It’s Grey to Me 05/12/2009 5.3 15 0
68 Driven to Distraction 05/12/2009 5.8 17 0
69 Check’s in the Mail (not yet) 05/12/2009 5.5 10 0
70 Boeing, Boeing Gone 05/12/2009 5.8 11 0
71 Big Bird’s Turd Or Guano for the Money, Two for the Show…. 05/12/2009 -- 0 0
72 Another Rainy Night in Georgia, NOT 05/12/2009 5.5 20 0
73 A Brand New Key 05/12/2009 5.3 39 0
74 You Don’t Know Jack 05/13/2009 4.0 5 0
75 Wrong Place, Wrong Time 05/13/2009 3.5 6 0
76 Who Gives a Hoot(ers) 05/13/2009 5.5 11 0
77 Whips and Chains 05/13/2009 5.5 10 0
78 Taxes, Taxes, and Taxes, Oh My! 02/28/2011 -- 0 0
79 03/23/2011 5.2 24 0
80 The Music Suite of 275 North, Cumby, Texas (that was inspired by my wife, Judy) 03/23/2011 10.0 1 0
81 A Peasant Girl Who Left Poland 04/01/2011 5.5 43 0
82 Wastin' a Day in Applebee's Margaritaville 04/12/2011 -- 0 0
83 The Last Typewriter Factory Standing No More 04/26/2011 10.0 1 0
84 '24' Becomes Reality 05/02/2011 -- 0 0
85 The Times are a Changing or Mr. Dylan Goes to Beijing 05/04/2011 -- 0 0
86 forgiveness 05/05/2011 5.6 11 0
87 Pakistini Unintelligence or (My mom didn't raise a fool) . 05/06/2011 -- 0 0
88 MOM 05/08/2011 5.5 20 0
89 Michelle 05/08/2011 5.7 21 0
90 Duchess Ellington 05/07/2011 5.8 17 0
91 LET IN LATIN 05/12/2011 -- 0 0
92 SAVE THE DATE, THE END WILL TAKE PLACE MAY 21ST 05/12/2011 -- 0 0
93 Is Ronald McDonald Having a Mid-Life Crisis? 05/18/2011 5.4 31 0
94 Make Love Not War in the confessional? 05/20/2011 -- 0 0
95 President Obama gets a Lecture from Be-Be UNWORKABLE SUNG TO TUNE UNFORGETTABLE 05/21/2011 -- 0 0
96 At Least It's Not a Jonestown 05/22/2011 5.5 20 0
97 Ode to Four Green Fields, RIP, in Royal Oak, Michigan 05/24/2011 5.5 20 0
98 Get Out the Hot Dogs, We're Going to the Beach 05/27/2011 5.5 10 0
99 ouch! or The First Cut is the Deepest 06/01/2011 -- 0 0
100 How I'd Love to be an Oscar Mayer Weiner.. 06/03/2011 5.8 17 0
101 Masterminds Need Not Apply xiii 06/04/2011 5.5 20 0
102 Day After D-day 06/07/2011 5.7 26 0
103 You're Sixteen You're Beautiful and You're....all of ours? 06/08/2011 3.5 6 0
104 What's Wrong About This Picture? part II 06/11/2011 5.5 10 0
105 Tihomir Petrov is a'π 'ssed Professor 06/18/2011 5.5 10 0
106 So Take Me Koala Back, JACK! 06/22/2011 -- 0 0
107 Checkmate! 02/13/2011 5.5 22 0
108 Casey Anthony and O. J. Simpson, are they related? 07/07/2011 5.5 10 0
109 Amy Winehouse Who? 08/06/2011 5.5 10 0
110 To Fart or Not Fart That Is the Question? 09/23/2011 5.5 10 0
111 The World is Ending 09/26/2011 5.5 10 0
112 Walter 'Wladyslaw' Budweil 10/02/2011 -- 0 0
113 Occupied 10/16/2011 -- 0 0
114 Am I Nuts Or What? 10/20/2011 10.0 1 0
115 Personal Foul 11/10/2011 -- 0 0
116 No Newks is Good Newks or Dr. Strangelove Does It Again 11/23/2011 -- 0 0
117 The Day the King of Camelot Died 11/23/2011 -- 0 0
118 It Was a Black, not good, for Walter Vance, Friday 11/30/2011 -- 0 0
119 Guess Who’s Coming to Worship 12/02/2011 -- 0 0
120 Queer Eye for the Fast Ball 12/03/2011 -- 0 0
121 The Last Curtain Call 07/14/2009 -- 0 0
122 Pontiac G oing T o (be) O ut 04/30/2009 10.0 1 0
123 What a Dick! 07/26/2009 -- 0 0
124 DAD 06/19/2011 -- 0 0
125 RIP Richard Onaga 06/22/2011 -- 0 0
126 Revolution 11/21/2011 -- 0 0
127 Ode to Dobie Gray 12/08/2011 -- 0 0
128 Silence is not GOLDEN or Sounds of Silence (will drive you crazy) 04/05/2012 -- 0 0
129 Not So 'Happy Together' 06/11/2012 -- 0 0
130 The Detroit Institute of Arts 07/22/2013 -- 0 0
131 Was It Al Qaeda or Was It the Taliban? 07/25/2013 9.0 1 0
132 Kenneths, Kwames and Roberts, Oh My! Or I Wish I Were An Oscar Mayor Weiner 07/27/2013 -- 0 0
133 'I’m NOT a Monster and Predator“ 08/02/2013 10.0 2 0
134 Let’s Paint the Town (red) Green 08/02/2013 -- 0 0
135 The Ballad of Marshmallow, Tevye, and Goose 08/06/2013 -- 0 0
136 “You’re Out! ” 08/10/2013 -- 0 0
137 Area 51 08/17/2013 -- 0 0
138 Carnage in Cairo, Atrocities in Alexandria, and Necromancies on the Nile 08/19/2013 -- 0 0
139 Dubious Death in Damascus 08/22/2013 -- 0 0
140 Perfect Polly 09/01/2013 -- 0 0
141 Forever More 09/02/2013 -- 0 0
142 Thrill Kills 08/30/2013 -- 0 0
143 “I’m Not a Monster or Predator” part deux, Or This is end my friend 09/04/2013 -- 0 0
144 “I’m Not a Monster” part deux, Or This is end my friend 09/04/2013 -- 0 0
145 Images 09/04/2013 -- 0 0
146 Another Change of Seasons 09/05/2013 -- 0 0
147 Who Needs Cruise Missiles? 09/05/2013 -- 0 0
148 Prefix to WW III 09/06/2013 -- 0 0
149 Would You Trust Assad? 09/10/2013 -- 0 0
150 “Beam Me Up Scotty” Or The Hypocrisy of Senator of Ted Cruz 09/27/2013 -- 0 0
151 Leave It to the Beaver 04/12/2013 -- 0 0
152 It Doesn’t Add Up 11/01/2013 -- 0 0
153 It Doesn’t Add Up Redo 11/01/2013 -- 0 0
154 I Hope That’ll You Will Get a Charge Out of This One 12/09/2013 -- 0 0
155 I Hope That’ll You Will Get a Charge Out This One 12/10/2013 -- 0 0
156 Get the Point 01/03/2014 -- 0 0
157 Mayor Ford is a Crackpot or Ford has a Better (Un) Indea Or Denial, Denial, Denial 01/07/2014 -- 0 0
158 Leave It to Beiber 01/31/2014 -- 0 0
159 Where have the Flowers gone- - -Pete Seeger knows for sure 01/31/2014 -- 0 0
160 Another One Bites the Dust 02/17/2014 -- 0 0
161 Euro vs. Ruble Or Once a split Germany soon to be split Ukraine 03/01/2014 -- 0 0
162 The Mass And The Day Buddy Came Home 02/26/2014 -- 0 0
163 It makes you think 03/30/2014 -- 0 0
164 Tales of Buddy 04/03/2014 -- 0 0
165 Stefanie Spielman 11/20/2009 -- 0 0
166 Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport, Tie Me Kangaroo Down 11/24/2009 5.5 10 0
167 Guess Who's Coming to Dinner? 11/27/2009 6.0 9 0
168 War Games? 11/30/2009 -- 0 0
169 Mazeltov All Ya'll 11/30/2009 5.5 20 0
170 Is there a Tiger in the Woods? or 7 and counting Over Par or Green, Green, Green They Say on the Far Side of the Hill 12/08/2009 5.5 30 0
171 Honestly Officer, the Horse Must Be Drunk! or But Wait, Wasn't the Horse a Designated Driver? 12/10/2009 6.1 18 0
172 Horny High School Musical I or An Adolescent Male's Disneyland in Brooklyn 12/12/2009 5.8 17 0
173 Bat Masterson 12/13/2009 5.5 22 0
174 The Letter(s) to St. Nick 12/14/2009 -- 0 0
175 Jiffy Pop Popcorn and I Don't Care Episode 2 or 'The more things change they remain the same'. 'Back to the Future'? 'Deja-Vu, what's new'? 12/14/2009 5.5 10 0
176 Can Playboy Stay Abreast-uhm Afloat? 12/17/2009 5.5 10 0
177 Escargot in, (rather on) Your Face! 12/20/2009 5.8 17 0
178 Dr. Frankenstein, I presume? or Calling Dr. Eduard Wirths, Dr.Josef Mengele, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine 12/22/2009 5.3 15 0
179 Great Value Brands-a Jaw Bone of a Rat! or Ratatouille in My Veggies 12/22/2009 6.0 9 0
180 Sextants, Compasses, Maps, and GPSes, Oh My! 12/31/2009 -- 0 0
181 The Murder of the Orient Express 01/01/2010 -- 0 0
182 Lookin' For Love (in all the wrong place(s)) 01/04/2010 -- 0 0
183 BoysIIMen, Tiger, Buddha and Nazarean-Israelites, Oh My! 01/09/2010 5.5 10 0
184 Confucias say: 'Only Giving Birth To Baby Boys Cause No Births at all 18 years in The Future' 01/12/2010 5.7 26 0
185 Haiti 01/14/2010 6.0 9 0
186 Pants on the Ground! 01/14/2010 -- 0 0
187 Will the names of Tekla and Tesla be Remembered a Thousand Years Hence? 01/14/2010 5.5 10 0
188 Stupid is as Stupid Gets! or Limbaughs, Robertsons, and Hagees, Oh My! 01/15/2010 -- 0 0
189 The Heathrow Wine Party? versus The Boston Tea Party? 01/18/2010 -- 0 0
190 It's Another Big Mac Attack! 01/18/2010 5.5 10 0
191 There is a Whole Lot of Shakin' Goin' On or I Can Fell the Earth Move Under My Feet 01/21/2010 5.5 10 0
192 Counterfeit Knock Off Rubbers! or Trojans, Rough Riders, and Durexes, Oh My! 01/23/2010 -- 0 0
193 Law and Honor? ! 01/29/2010 -- 0 0
194 The Church of WHAT? ! 01/30/2010 -- 0 0
195 Milli Vanilli, the Real Story - 20 Years Later or Silence is Gold(en) Record 01/31/2010 5.5 20 0
196 Leapin' Lizards or How to Get the Most Out Your Geico (so easy a caveman can do it) 01/31/2010 -- 0 0
197 Scotch on the Rocks? ! 02/08/2010 -- 0 0
198 Jack Benny, Benny Hill and Benny Hinn, Oh My! 02/20/2010 5.8 11 0
199 Monsanto GM not Wear Dated Ultron-Z 02/25/2010 5.3 22 0
200 Promiseland Television Network or (Mike) Simons Says 'Buy this over rated anti-oxidant juice for $40.00 a bottle! ' 02/27/2010 -- 0 0
201 SHOWDOWN in Berlin 03/07/2010 -- 0 0
202 Masterminds Need Not Apply: Episode VII 03/23/2010 -- 0 0
203 The Possible Capsizing of the USS Guam? 04/03/2010 -- 0 0
204 The Church According to Oprah, No wait-HSN No Wait-E-Bay, Now Wait-If You Pray Now, We'll Double Your Order For Free! (only pay for extra shipping and handling) 04/07/2010 -- 0 0
205 Ryanair Needs a Lot of Fresh Air Soon! 04/19/2010 -- 0 0
206 Happy Birthday Hubble 04/24/2010 6.0 9 0
207 Tuxedos, Lesbians, ACLU Lawyers, Oh My! 04/30/2010 1.0 1 0
208 Joanie Laurer, Steroids, Alcohol, and Hermaphrodites, Oh My! 05/01/2010 5.5 10 0
209 Chambers (Funeral Home and Crematorium) House of Horrors 05/10/2010 5.5 10 0
210 I Love That Dirty Water! (The Standells) 05/17/2010 5.3 15 0
211 Copernicus 05/26/2010 5.7 26 0
212 MRI's, MRA, MVG, and EEG's, Oh My! 05/29/2010 5.5 20 0
213 Let's Go on a Picnic! 06/10/2010 -- 0 0
214 Isn't It Titillating? 06/10/2010 5.4 29 0
215 B(S) P Oil aka Bull Sh&&ing Pri&ks or How to Make Gaia Bleed 06/17/2010 5.5 30 0
216 From Russia with Love or Anna Chapman and Her Alleged No Goodniks 07/02/2010 5.5 10 0
217 Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow 07/17/2010 5.5 8 0
218 CSI: Nassau, um- make that NASA 07/17/2010 5.7 26 0
219 For Your Penance; Drink 4 Patrons,5 Bloody Marys and 5 shots of Spiritus 07/26/2010 5.5 10 0
220 Masterminds Need Not Apply Episode VIII (Here We Go Again!) 07/28/2010 5.6 22 0
221 Aloha and Good Riddance 07/31/2010 5.5 20 0
222 Lost in this Mosquerade 08/18/2010 -- 0 0
223 Time, Time, Time is on My Side Yes It Is! or Does Anybody Know What Time It Is? or Time in a Bottle 08/21/2010 5.5 10 0
224 No Chopsticks in the House 08/30/2010 5.5 20 0
225 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? 08/30/2010 5.5 10 0
226 Masterminds Need Not Apply Episode IX 09/03/2010 5.4 25 0
227 Exorcise Your Right to Worship and Your Freedom to Assemble or The Devil Made Me Do It or Satan Doll 09/06/2010 5.8 17 0
228 Tokyo Rose and Pastor Terry Jones or 232.77778 C 09/08/2010 5.5 10 0
229 Nothin' from Nothin'? 09/11/2010 5.5 20 0
230 A Blood Donation S(l) ide Show 09/14/2010 5.1 33 0
231 What Kind of Acid Test Is This? 09/18/2010 -- 0 0
232 Master Minds Need Not Apply: Episode X 09/18/2010 5.5 20 0
233 Books in Library, Quite Contrary How Does Your Dewey Decimal System Grow? 09/21/2010 5.5 10 0
234 Katy Perry Says 'Tickle Me Elmo' or Tell Me How to get to Sext-a-me-Street 09/28/2010 5.5 10 0
235 Is This The War of the Worlds? or How to Get Burnt in Lost Wages, Nevada. 09/30/2010 5.5 30 0
236 Italy Doesn't Go Green; Italy Deters Red 10/25/2010 5.5 10 0
237 Cowabunga Catholic? aka How does an Imaginary Character Fit Into the Dogma of the Roman Catholic Church? 10/25/2010 5.7 26 0
238 Lenny Bruce(45) , John Belushi (33) , Chris Farley (33) , Mitch Hedburg (37) and Greg Giraldo (44) , Oh My! or The Last Comic Dying 10/26/2010 10.0 1 0
239 Birds of a Feather, F$#k Together or Gertrude and Heathcliff, Where are You? 11/27/2010 5.5 20 0
240 Fulgencio Battista, Mohammad Rezā Shā h Pahlavi, The Shah of Iran, and Hosni Mubarak, Oh My! 02/01/2011 5.5 10 0
241 Masterminds Need Not Apply: Episode XII 02/07/2011 5.5 20 0
242 What the Hal? or It's not Elementary Watson 02/17/2011 5.5 10 0
243 What a Shocker! 05/13/2009 -- 0 0
244 WASTE NOT WANT NOT 05/13/2009 -- 0 0
245 Was It that Time of the Month 05/13/2009 -- 0 0
246 Upton’s Response, an American Public Education Reminder 05/14/2009 -- 0 0
247 Twenty Mule Team Borat 05/14/2009 -- 0 0
248 Torre What’s the Story? 05/14/2009 -- 0 0
249 Top of the World (dedicated to Sir Edmund Hillary) 05/14/2009 10.0 1 0
250 Tolerance is a Virtue, Afghan’s have None 05/14/2009 5.5 10 0
251 Timothy Are A De-De-De 05/14/2009 5.5 10 0
252 Tightends Anyone? 05/14/2009 5.5 10 0
253 The Name of Lexus is for the Birds 05/14/2009 -- 0 0
254 The Fox and the Hound 05/14/2009 -- 0 0
255 The Dog Day Afternoon (about 6.879132513… hours) 05/14/2009 -- 0 0
256 The Day the Circus Left Town 05/14/2009 -- 0 0
257 The Dating/ Mating Game 05/14/2009 -- 0 0
258 Something Smells Fishy in Denmark 05/14/2009 -- 0 0
259 Skating Away 05/14/2009 -- 0 0
260 Shepherds Flock Around Reality 05/14/2009 -- 0 0
261 Sesame Street Gone to da hood 05/14/2009 -- 0 0
262 Cofucious Say “Beauty Pageants May Show Bikinis, Not Show Brains” 05/14/2009 5.7 28 0
263 See Ya’ Later Alligator 05/14/2009 -- 0 0
264 Santa the Knife 05/14/2009 -- 0 0
265 S & M and B & D 05/14/2009 -- 0 0
266 Runaround Duke Or Duke, Duke, Duke of Earl 05/14/2009 -- 0 0
267 Rocky Raccoon-ish 05/14/2009 -- 0 0
268 Ri(t) chie Ass Son of a Bee-atches, Bee-atches, Peeping Tom(cat) s and Vixens 05/14/2009 -- 0 0
269 Rats Got My Kid 05/14/2009 -- 0 0
270 Presidential Race-Mania Match No.1 05/14/2009 -- 0 0
271 Please Don’t Squeeze 05/14/2009 -- 0 0
272 Pin-up Gals 05/14/2009 -- 0 0
273 Peterson, Jazz Piano at It’s Finest 05/14/2009 -- 0 0
274 Pawn Shop 05/14/2009 -- 0 0
275 Oscar, Bert and Ernie 05/14/2009 -- 0 0
276 Open Wide 05/14/2009 -- 0 0
277 Ooh-la-la Oompa-Loompa 05/14/2009 -- 0 0
278 Never Neverland 05/14/2009 5.5 20 0
279 Needles and Pins 05/14/2009 5.5 20 0
280 Movin’ On Up To The East Side 05/14/2009 5.5 20 0
281 Million Dollar Candy Bar 05/14/2009 5.5 20 0
282 Mastercard and Visa are (in) the House 05/14/2009 5.5 20 0
283 Make Them an Offer They Can’t Refuse 05/14/2009 5.5 20 0
284 Lust in Space 05/14/2009 -- 0 0
285 Oh Oh Rios! 05/15/2009 5.5 20 0
286 Nutri-System and Jenny Craig are for the Birds 05/15/2009 5.5 20 0
287 Now We Don Our Kiwi non-Apparel 05/15/2009 5.5 20 0
288 Let It Rain 05/15/2009 -- 0 0
289 Leader of the Band 05/15/2009 -- 0 0
290 Jenny Jones a Jonesin’ 05/15/2009 5.5 10 0
291 It’s Raining Cats and Dogs (there are poodles, - puddles everywhere) 05/15/2009 5.5 10 0
292 It’s Not St. Patty’s Day 05/15/2009 5.5 10 0
293 It’s a Croc of Sh__(oe) 05/15/2009 5.5 30 0
294 It’s a Balmier Day in the Neighborhood (Sung to the theme of 'Mr. Rogers Nieghborhood') 05/15/2009 5.5 30 0
295 Three Strikes You’re Out, What a Joke! 05/15/2009 5.5 10 0
296 I’ll Take a Super-size 05/15/2009 5.7 27 0
297 I’ll Have A Sub Way 05/15/2009 5.8 17 0
298 If It Walks, Acts, Cracks, Like Duck….. 05/15/2009 5.5 30 0
299 (if) I Did It 05/15/2009 5.3 69 0
300 I Left My Fart in San Francisco 05/15/2009 5.8 17 0
301 I hear you Talking in Your Sleep 05/15/2009 6.0 18 0
302 I Hate the Thought of Hate Crimes 05/15/2009 5.8 17 0
303 WATER ERODES 05/15/2009 -- 0 0
304 Hula Hoop and Frisbees and Silly String Oh My! 05/15/2009 5.8 17 0
305 Hugs not Slugs 05/16/2009 5.8 17 0
306 How the East Was Won 05/16/2009 5.8 17 0
307 Homo Erectus 05/16/2009 5.3 15 0
308 Hey, Hey, We’re the Monkees aka Get That Monkey of My Back 05/16/2009 5.8 17 0
309 Helplessly Homeless 05/16/2009 6.0 9 0
310 Hannah Montana Concert Tickets to Allegedly Die For 05/16/2009 6.0 9 0
311 Hair 05/16/2009 5.9 10 0
312 Green Alligators and Long Neck Geese 05/16/2009 5.5 10 0
313 Good Friday 1988 05/16/2009 5.5 10 0
314 Go Greyhound 05/16/2009 6.0 9 0
315 Generally Butt Naked 05/16/2009 5.5 10 0
316 Gecko.Com 05/16/2009 5.5 10 0
317 What Did Dela Wear? 05/16/2009 -- 0 0
318 From Whoville to the Grinch, Firk You 05/17/2009 5.5 10 0
319 For the Towels Toils 05/17/2009 5.5 10 0
320 Farewell to Feathers 05/17/2009 5.6 11 0
321 FAIL(ED) SAFE(TY) 05/17/2009 5.5 10 0
322 F E M A Full of Excretion and Manure Action or Fake Emergency Management Actors Or (How do I keep my job and its pension and be accountable to no one) 05/17/2009 5.8 17 0
323 Error on No.25, Bonds 05/17/2009 5.8 17 0
324 Dog Gun It! 05/17/2009 5.8 17 0
325 DEVO De-evolving 05/17/2009 5.6 30 0
326 Chili con Carne Anyone? 05/17/2009 5.8 25 0
327 Chief Wahoo No Go 05/17/2009 5.6 26 0
328 Car Wash Blues 05/17/2009 5.3 11 0
329 Masterminds Need Not Apply Sit Back and I Will Tell You Why. 05/17/2009 -- 0 0
330 What Watergate? What 18 ½ Minutes of Silent Tape? What Pardon? 05/20/2009 5.5 10 0
331 That's a Wrap! 05/21/2009 -- 0 0
332 The Taxman Cometh 05/22/2009 -- 0 0
333 Breaking Up is Hard to Do 05/23/2009 5.5 10 0
334 FEMA V (Federal Empowerment (of) Machiavellian Attitudes) 05/25/2009 5.5 11 0
335 Uhm-Uhm Good! 05/26/2009 -- 0 0
336 The Blunderful World of Disney! 05/28/2009 -- 0 0
337 The Wall of Sound Came Tumbling Down 05/30/2009 5.5 10 0
338 Hello Norma Jean 06/01/2009 6.0 9 0
339 The Sphinx is not the Only One that had Its Head Damaged Or The Things We Do for Love (or lack thereof) 06/02/2009 -- 0 0
340 The Lyin’ King Or There Goes the Judge, There Goes the Judge 06/05/2009 -- 0 0
341 Kill Bill Twice this is Mental! 06/05/2009 5.5 10 0
342 Cheetah’s has Gone Donkey? 06/05/2009 5.5 10 0
343 Banking on Getting a New Mattress? 06/10/2009 5.5 30 0
344 Sing Me a Song, You’re the Piano Man 06/18/2009 -- 0 0
345 Imelda Marcos Doesn’t Compare to This Red Hair Vixen 06/18/2009 5.5 30 0
346 Who Cares? 06/23/2009 5.8 11 0
347 *It’s a Mad(off) , Mad(off) , Mad(off) , Mad(off) World Part Deux* 06/24/2009 5.1 85 0
348 Don’t Cry for Me Appalachia! (aka) Maria, I’ve just met a Girl known as Maria 06/25/2009 5.8 17 0
349 Neverland has Finally Come Home 06/26/2009 5.5 20 0
350 Abercrombie & Fitch 06/27/2009 5.5 10 0
351 Kaboom! 06/28/2009 5.5 10 0
352 What about Poor Ruth? 06/29/2009 -- 0 0
353 I Bet You Can’t Eat Just One 06/30/2009 5.7 18 0
354 Little Boy Lost 07/01/2009 -- 0 0
355 I Do Recall Firestone tires 07/02/2009 5.8 17 0
356 'Oh! Oh! Jiminy Crickets! ' 07/04/2009 5.5 20 0
357 Ted’s and Pat’s Birthday-on the Fourth of July 07/04/2009 -- 0 0
358 'Roger That'! 07/06/2009 -- 0 0
359 Oh, Let Me Be, Your Teddy Bear! 07/07/2009 5.5 20 0
360 Chocolate to Die For *aka* Willy Wonka’s Woeful Ways of Weeping 07/09/2009 5.8 25 0
361 Burr(r) Oak Cemetery aka How Cold is That! 07/10/2009 5.5 10 0
362 Shot on the Pot! 07/11/2009 -- 0 0
363 Foreverland (a third installment of Michael Jackson's death and consequential legal debacle) 07/13/2009 -- 0 0
364 Poppies, Gas Warfare and the Green Fields of France 07/18/2009 -- 0 0
365 One Small Error for NASA*, a Giant Blunder for All of Mankind 07/20/2009 -- 0 0
366 Holy, Sister Mary Nudea! 07/21/2009 5.8 17 0
367 First It Was Disneyland, Graceland, Neverland And now Escobarland? 07/26/2009 5.5 10 0
368 No Mahalo to You, Oscar Mayer 07/26/2009 5.5 20 0
369 Soap Box Hill 07/26/2009 -- 0 0
370 Blue on Blue 07/28/2009 5.5 10 0
371 Wassup Wassau 08/04/2009 -- 0 0
372 I’m Leaving on a Jet Plane Or Jet Airliner by Steve Miller Or New York, New York 08/04/2009 5.5 30 0
373 Line Drawn in the Sand 08/04/2009 -- 0 0
374 Oh Iphone, Oh Iphone, where art thou Iphone? 08/04/2009 5.5 20 0
375 Syntax of Sin Tax 08/04/2009 -- 0 0
376 Oh-Oh “Ojo” 08/04/2009 5.3 21 0
377 Corn Cobs, Berlitz Books and Cigar Wrappers, Oh My! Or Please Squeeze the Charmin! 08/11/2009 5.7 26 0
378 DinoLand aka Federal Correction Institution, Edgefield, South Carolina Or What You Say the Earth is Round? 08/11/2009 5.3 15 0
379 Here We Go again, Master Minds need Not Apply II 08/13/2009 -- 0 0
380 Citation for Life? 08/16/2009 6.0 26 0
381 Pentecostalism Could Be a Death Sentence 08/17/2009 -- 0 0
382 Was Kermit a Vegen? 08/17/2009 -- 0 0
383 Nurse Betty, No, Not the Movie However It is Fictional 08/17/2009 5.5 20 0
384 Hey there Barbie Girl! 08/24/2009 5.6 16 0
385 Kosher Kidney Punch! Or The Transplant Surgeon on the Roof 08/27/2009 -- 0 0
386 Hail Mary Full of WHAAAAT? 08/29/2009 6.0 9 0
387 Boeing, Boeing, Soon to be Gone 09/01/2009 5.5 10 0
388 Play Froggy Mountain Dew Or The Kermit Generation 09/03/2009 -- 0 0
389 Walt, Michael, and Peter Pan 09/08/2009 -- 0 0
390 Third Episode of: Masterminds Need Not Apply 09/10/2009 5.9 11 0
391 Hanson Windows on 9-11-01 09/11/2009 6.0 9 0
392 No Love in this Match 09/14/2009 5.5 20 0
393 A Tribute to Randy Pausch, Eric Griffiths, and Patrick Swayze 09/15/2009 5.6 48 0
394 Defying Gravity is Sinking 09/15/2009 5.7 26 0
395 A 107 Year-Old ‘Cougar’? 09/16/2009 5.4 45 0
396 Episode 4: Masterminds Need Not Apply (When Will It Ever End?) 09/20/2009 6.0 16 0
397 The Epitome of a Political Liar 09/23/2009 -- 0 0
398 I Saw Her Again Or Californi(cation) Dreamin’ Or Go Where You Wanna Go Or Dream a Little Dream of Me 09/24/2009 5.8 17 0
399 Oh No They Di’int! 09/26/2009 5.5 20 0
400 Roman Polanski: What is There to Debate? Whether Rape is Rape-Rape? 10/02/2009 -- 0 0
401 French Fries at the Louvre? 10/08/2009 5.5 10 0
402 Forget Cialis, Viagra or ExtenZe, Just Pass Me the Pepper! 10/10/2009 5.9 11 0
403 “Hey Mr. Ranger Sir, All that I Want is a Picnic Basket -Uhm, better make it a Minivan.” 10/17/2009 5.5 43 0
404 Episode V: The Return of Masterminds Need Not Apply 10/21/2009 5.3 15 0
405 The Sinking of the Jeffry Picower 10/26/2009 -- 0 0
406 Soothsayers Brooksley Born and Cherilyn Lee Or That Was That and This Is It 10/27/2009 -- 0 0
407 Born With a Silver Spoon in Her Mouth? 10/31/2009 5.5 10 0
408 Curb Your (Jewish-American Related) Enthusiasm 11/05/2009 5.7 26 0
409 Hoodwinked! 11/07/2009 5.8 17 0
410 My brother in poetry, Eyan Desir. 11/07/2009 5.8 23 0
411 C'mon Baby Light My Fire 11/12/2009 5.8 25 0
412 Episode VI: Masterminds Need Not Apply 11/17/2009 5.3 15 0
413 From Spygate to Stupidgate or A First Down, A First Down, My Kingdom for a First Down! 11/17/2009 5.5 10 0
414 Killing Private Ronald Gray 05/09/2009 -- 0 0
415 Kamikazi Krazy Karaoke 05/09/2009 5.5 10 0
416 Evil Incarnate 05/09/2009 5.8 17 0
417 Dead Man Standing? 05/09/2009 5.7 26 0
418 CSI McDonald Land Or a game of “Clue” (in the background is music by The Who and who was hated by a Dettloff named Sue 05/09/2009 5.9 16 0
419 Calling Sister Bill, Sister Yolanda, Sister Anita, Sister Consuela…. 05/09/2009 5.8 13 0
420 BP 05/09/2009 5.5 10 0
421 Boot Camp or Death Camp 05/09/2009 5.5 10 0
422 Being Accused of Murder is a Weight(y) and See Situation 05/09/2009 5.5 20 0
423 Acid Reflux Anyone 05/09/2009 5.5 20 0
424 Who da Baby Daddy? 05/09/2009 5.5 10 0
425 What’s Wrong with this Picture? 05/09/2009 5.5 10 0
426 Victor Victoria God Willing! Can I Have an Amen? 05/09/2009 -- 0 0
427 Vatican, We’ve Got A Problem 05/09/2009 -- 0 0
428 Vatican Lists New Sins 05/09/2009 -- 0 0
429 Silence is Golden (Silence is golden, but my eyes still see Silence is golden, golden, but my eyes still see) 05/09/2009 -- 0 0
430 Padre Pio (not one of San Diego Padres) 05/09/2009 -- 0 0
431 Jimmy the Geek (An observation about Jimmy Swaggart) 05/09/2009 5.5 10 0
432 Is that a Full House or a Royal Flush? 05/09/2009 5.5 30 0
433 I just want to be Your Teddy Bear 05/09/2009 5.8 17 0
434 Christ Almighty! 05/09/2009 5.8 25 0
435 Baltimore Catechisms, Pagan Babies, and Bishops Captured by Pawns 05/09/2009 5.5 30 0
436 Bakker the Red- Nosed Evangelist (sung to the tune Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer) 05/09/2009 5.5 30 0
437 All Hallows Evening 05/09/2009 5.5 20 0
438 A Stand-Up Priest 05/09/2009 5.3 43 0
439 3 (a not so poem about the number three but its intregration in society) 05/09/2009 5.3 43 0
440 Give Him Head and Shoulders 05/10/2009 5.7 19 0
441 ESTV (Elementary School TransVestism) 05/10/2009 5.8 17 0
442 Will the Real Stepford Stand Up? 05/10/2009 5.5 10 0
443 Three Strikes and You’re……. In for Some More 05/10/2009 5.1 11 0
444 Thong, Thong Blue 05/10/2009 5.5 10 0
445 The Full Manatee Monty 05/10/2009 -- 0 0
446 The Fickle Finger of Fate Goes to Dick Martin 05/10/2009 -- 0 0
447 Slim Fast DIE(t) Or Jared’s Subway DIE(t) 05/10/2009 -- 0 0
448 Pepe Le Pew is Jet Setter 05/10/2009 -- 0 0
449 Kevin Bacon Who? 05/10/2009 5.5 11 0
450 It’s a Violation of Penal Code 05/10/2009 5.5 30 0
451 Made in China 05/07/2009 5.5 20 0
452 It’s Springer Time for Bin Laden and Insurgency 05/07/2009 5.5 10 0
453 I Don’t Recall 05/07/2009 5.3 15 0
454 Ford has a Better Idea 05/07/2009 5.5 10 0
455 FEMA III Aka Fraudulent Excuses My Ass 05/07/2009 5.5 10 0
456 Cost of Living is Up (even for Prostitutes in New York) or The Happy Hooker Goes to Washington 05/07/2009 -- 0 0
457 BLACKWATER 05/07/2009 5.5 10 0
458 Bill Clinton Wanna’ Be 05/07/2009 5.5 20 0
459 A Suicide, Politicians and Cover-Ups, Oh My! 05/07/2009 5.3 49 0
460 Peterson 05/08/2009 -- 0 0
461 What's Wrong with Wright (an Observation on what is and what is not) 05/08/2009 5.5 10 0
462 Sinking of the U(nited) S(tates) S(enator) Hillary Clintonic 05/08/2009 -- 0 0
463 Malcolm (X) in the Middle (dedicated to my deceased sister Patricia) 05/08/2009 5.5 20 0
464 Hillary Under Fire 05/08/2009 -- 0 0
465 What’s It All about Alfie? 05/04/2009 -- 0 0
466 Who’s afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? 05/04/2009 5.1 12 0
467 A New Low for Air Transport 05/04/2009 5.2 52 0
468 Here Comes the Bride, There Goes the Bride, Here Comes the Bride, There Goes the Bride, (repeat 21 times more) 05/04/2009 -- 0 0
469 One “Change” for Drug Names 05/04/2009 5.5 20 0
470 Halo, Halo Won’t Tell Me Your Name? 05/04/2009 5.5 10 0
471 Hell Hath No Fury like a 73 Year Old Woman Was this man Smilin’ Bob Father? 05/04/2009 5.5 10 0
472 That Wasn’t Judge Judy! 05/04/2009 -- 0 0
473 Jungle Juice in Our Tap Water 05/02/2009 5.5 10 0
474 A Guiding Light is No More 05/03/2009 5.5 42 0
475 Lay Around the Shanty Momma and Put a Good Buzz On 05/03/2009 -- 0 0
476 Thar is Gold in Dem Der Butts -Hills 05/03/2009 -- 0 0
477 Things are Tough All Over 05/03/2009 -- 0 0
478 A Wanna Be D.B. Cooper 05/03/2009 5.8 11 0
479 It's a Mad(off) , Mad(off) , Mad(off) , Mad(off) World 05/03/2009 5.5 10 0
480 “Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet, nor hail shall keep the postmen from their appointed rounds.” But the lack of money may. 05/03/2009 5.4 48 0
481 Fix It Again, Walter? 05/03/2009 5.5 10 0
482 It's not the Economy Stupid! 05/03/2009 5.5 10 0
483 The USA made in China 05/03/2009 -- 0 0
484 Look Up Into the Sky, It’s a Bird, It’s a Plate, It’s Super Granny 05/03/2009 10.0 1 0
485 Can’t Buy Me Love-Lennon and McCartney 05/03/2009 5.5 10 0
486 Therapy, Tragedy and Killers, Oh My! 05/03/2009 5.5 10 0
487 Dumb and Dumber (and the Dumbest) 05/03/2009 5.8 17 0
488 Paterson Made History 05/03/2009 -- 0 0
489 Yogi did Make a Boo-boo 05/03/2009 3.5 6 0
490 DynCorp, who in the Hell are You? 05/03/2009 5.8 17 0
491 That’s What You Needed is another Hole in Your Head 05/03/2009 -- 0 0
492 A Baker's Dozen plus 1 05/04/2009 5.3 38 0
493 Cheetah Gone Ape? 05/04/2009 5.7 13 0
494 Feel Like a Natural Woman? 05/04/2009 5.5 10 0
495 His Lowness Jason II the Turd 05/04/2009 5.8 17 0
496 Don’t Ask, Do Tell at Wal-Mart 05/05/2009 5.3 15 0
497 Daschle or No Daschle 05/05/2009 5.7 26 0
498 The Ballad of Zeb ben Richer (sung to the Bevery Hillbillie’s Theme song) 05/05/2009 -- 0 0
499 Judas Iscariot Relived 05/05/2009 5.5 10 0
500 Are You Experienced? 05/05/2009 5.5 20 0
501 The Stepford Wives Geisha Style 05/05/2009 -- 0 0
502 Himiko 05/05/2009 5.8 17 0
503 Martians have to have Beano 05/05/2009 5.5 20 0
504 Is Dothan, Alabama the Promised Land? 05/05/2009 5.4 29 0
505 Swaggert, Bakker, and Haggard Oh My! 05/05/2009 -- 0 0
506 You Can Take the Man Out of Sharia Law Land, But You Can Never take Sharia Law Out of a Man 05/05/2009 4.0 5 0
507 Dr. Death is Running for Congress 05/05/2009 5.8 17 0
508 NASCAR or NAZCA in Idaho 05/05/2009 5.5 10 0
509 Rock the Casbah 05/05/2009 -- 0 0
510 In Heaven there is No Beer, That’s Why We Drink It Here 05/05/2009 5.5 30 0
511 Nature in HD 05/05/2009 5.5 20 0
512 The Queen is on the Porcelain Throne 05/05/2009 -- 0 0
513 Mary Ann is Lost 05/05/2009 5.5 20 0
514 Ouch! That’s Gotta’ Hurt 05/05/2009 -- 0 0
515 A Penny for Your Thoughts 05/05/2009 5.3 53 0
516 $$$$$Creflo Dollar Store$$$$$ (not quite an acronym for Cre(ating) (the) Flo(w) (of) Dollar(s) (His Real name is Michael Smith) 05/05/2009 5.6 101 0
517 I’ll be Home For……. Hanukkah, Human Rights Day, winter break, the Islamic holy day Eid al-Adha, first day of winter and Kwanzaa 05/05/2009 5.3 32 0
518 A Record Breaking No Deal 05/06/2009 5.3 44 0
519 Bearly a Cereal Killer 05/06/2009 5.5 20 0
520 Can I Have Some Voda not Vodka? 05/06/2009 5.5 10 0
521 Can You Hear Me Now, Ludwig? 05/06/2009 5.5 10 0
522 God Rest You, Megan 05/06/2009 5.5 10 0
523 Checkmate Bobby Fischer 05/06/2009 5.5 10 0
524 A Dead Hand 05/06/2009 5.3 55 0
525 Detroit Lions are Headed for the Super-Bowl 05/06/2009 5.9 16 0
526 Christmas 2007 05/06/2009 5.8 25 0
527 Who needs Dino Anyway? 05/06/2009 5.5 10 0
528 Operator 05/06/2009 -- 0 0
529 Let the Domino Chips Cascade into the Abyss 05/06/2009 -- 0 0
530 It’s A Bear Market Out There Bear Stearns' Subprime Bath 05/06/2009 5.5 30 0
531 Go Fish! (an Observation about the automobile bailouts in the US) 05/06/2009 6.0 9 0
532 For I Don’t Give a Damn About a Green Back Dollar II 05/06/2009 5.7 11 0
533 Bud-weis-uh-uh, (In-Bev) -er 05/06/2009 5.5 10 0
534 Look Mom, I Won the Lotto! 05/06/2009 -- 0 0
535 GM’s PoleTown Plant 05/06/2009 5.5 8 0
536 For I Don’t Give a Damn About Green Back Dollar 05/06/2009 5.7 11 0
537 Debit Cards Only 05/06/2009 6.0 29 0
538 CONOCOPHILIPS 05/06/2009 6.3 18 0
539 Black Friday II 05/06/2009 5.5 21 0
540 Black Friday 05/06/2009 5.5 20 0
541 Who’s Stallin’ Now? 05/07/2009 5.5 10 0
542 Well Hello Mary Jo, Goodbye Heart 05/07/2009 -- 0 0
543 Two Fortnights before D-Day (An Observation for American History Upon the election of Senator Barack Obama) 05/07/2009 -- 0 0
544 TSA is Abreast of Things 05/07/2009 -- 0 0
545 TKO or Was It a Draw 05/07/2009 5.5 10 0
546 The Twelve Days of Election Day (sung to the tune of the 12 days of Christmas) 05/07/2009 -- 0 0
547 Spirit of St. Louis, Seig Hile 05/07/2009 -- 0 0
548 R C M P Or Royal Canadian Murderous Pantechnicons 05/07/2009 -- 0 0
549 Pit Bulls and Pigs and Lipstick, Oh My! 05/07/2009 -- 0 0
550 Old Oil Never Dies, It Only Fades Away 05/07/2009 5.5 20 0
551 It's a Zoo Out There (economically speaking) 04/30/2009 5.8 11 0
552 The Euology of Viewmaster 04/30/2009 -- 0 0
553 A Royal Flush! 04/30/2009 5.4 53 0
554 Screwed to Death 04/30/2009 -- 0 0
555 You're Deep Cow Urine 04/30/2009 4.0 5 0
556 Virginia is no Place for Virgins 04/30/2009 -- 0 0
557 Pretty in Pink? What Would the Tudor Family Say? 04/30/2009 -- 0 0
558 Ivory Snow Soap 04/30/2009 5.5 10 0
559 Ode to the Bird 04/30/2009 5.5 20 0
560 The Top 05/01/2009 9.0 1 0
561 It was Mayhem in Jerusalem 05/01/2009 5.5 30 0
562 Red Lobster Tonight 05/01/2009 -- 0 0
563 Oy Vay Maria 05/01/2009 -- 0 0
564 I'd Like to HumpYou 05/01/2009 5.5 30 0
565 Ode to TMZ 05/01/2009 5.5 20 0
566 Rats, (gold) Foiled Again 05/01/2009 -- 0 0
567 Lonesome Loser (In the style of a Shakespearean Tragedy) 05/01/2009 -- 0 0
568 I'll Keep an Eye for You 05/01/2009 5.4 29 0
569 One Ringy Dingy, Two Ringy Dingings, Three Ringy Dingings, Four-Oh Shazbutt! 05/01/2009 -- 0 0
570 Tito, I Don't think That We Are in Yugoslavia Anymore 05/02/2009 5.5 10 0
571 Morton 05/02/2009 5.5 20 0
572 S P Q R (Senatus Populsque Roma) , ((the) Senate and the People of Rome) 05/02/2009 -- 0 0
573 Lenins and Putins and Stalins, Oh My! 05/02/2009 -- 0 0
574 Yo, Ho, Ho and a Bottle of Starr Rum 05/02/2009 4.9 14 0
575 Price for Freedom 05/02/2009 -- 0 0
576 Islamabad (dedicated to the Memory of Benazir Bhutto) 05/02/2009 5.5 29 0
577 You're in (urine in) Deep Space 05/02/2009 3.5 6 0
578 You Can Take for Granite aka The Daily Granite 05/02/2009 6.4 14 0
579 Message in a Bottle 05/02/2009 5.5 20 0
580 Aetna You're a Pain in the Ass 05/02/2009 5.5 20 0
581 Being Declared Dead Can Ruin Your Health 05/02/2009 5.5 20 0
582 Bush Be Gone, Not George 05/02/2009 -- 0 0
583 Do Tell Mattel 05/02/2009 5.8 17 0
584 Dr. Kildare Me? aka Dr. Kevorkian Cocktail 05/02/2009 5.8 17 0
585 Who Got E.D., Rats? 05/02/2009 5.5 10 0
586 WalMart, We are Rolling Back Prices (in healthcare) 05/02/2009 -- 0 0
587 What's Up with Cialis and Viagra? 05/02/2009 5.5 10 0
588 Wrinkle Free for Life(less) 05/02/2009 5.5 10 0
589 Trinidad 05/02/2009 -- 0 0
590 Jiffy Pop Popcorn and I Don't Care 05/02/2009 5.5 10 0
591 Read, Red Wine 05/02/2009 -- 0 0
592 Morgellons 05/02/2009 5.4 21 0
593 Why Turn an XY to a YY? 05/02/2009 5.5 10 0
594 What's Up Down There? 05/02/2009 5.5 11 0
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