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Hits of Mar 28, 2013 Thursday

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1 $$$$$Creflo Dollar Store$$$$$ (not quite an acronym for Cre(ating) (the) Flo(w) (of) Dollar(s) (His Real name is Michael Smith) 1
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2 "Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet, nor hail shall keep the postmen from their appointed rounds." But the lack of money may. 5
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3 *It’s a Mad(off) , Mad(off) , Mad(off) , Mad(off) World Part Deux* 2
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4 Acid Reflux Anyone 2
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5 Confucias say: 'Only Giving Birth To Baby Boys Cause No Births at all 18 years in The Future' 1
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6 Do Tell Mattel 1
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7 Do You Really Want to Hurt Me? 1
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8 GM’s PoleTown Plant 1
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9 Green Alligators and Long Neck Geese 2
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10 Hair 4
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11 I Bet You Can’t Eat Just One 1
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12 Is Ronald McDonald Having a Mid-Life Crisis? 1
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13 It’s Raining Cats and Dogs (there are poodles, - puddles everywhere) 1
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14 It's a Mad(off) , Mad(off) , Mad(off) , Mad(off) World 1
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15 Jungle Juice in Our Tap Water 1
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16 Kosher Kidney Punch! Or The Transplant Surgeon on the Roof 1
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17 Let Me Assist You to Get Out the Seat 1
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18 Let's Go on a Picnic! 1
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19 Lookin' For Love (in all the wrong place(s)) 1
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20 Money Aka Robbing Hillary to Pay Hillary-WHAT? 1
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21 One Ringy Dingy, Two Ringy Dingings, Three Ringy Dingings, Four-Oh Shazbutt! 1
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22 Pepe Le Pew is Jet Setter 1
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23 President Obama gets a Lecture from Be-Be UNWORKABLE SUNG TO TUNE UNFORGETTABLE 1
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24 S & M and B & D 1
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25 Sesame Street Gone to da hood 1
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26 Soap Box Hill 2
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27 Stupid is as Stupid Gets! or Limbaughs, Robertsons, and Hagees, Oh My! 2
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28 The Church According to Oprah, No wait-HSN No Wait-E-Bay, Now Wait-If You Pray Now, We'll Double Your Order For Free! (only pay for extra shipping and handling) 1
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29 The Number You Have Dialed Is Not a Working Number, Please Check Your Number and Die(l) Again 1
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30 Till Death (or Transplanted Kidney) Do Us Part 1
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31 Time Machine Food 1
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32 To Fart or Not Fart That Is the Question? 1
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33 Toot-Toot-Tootsie Good Bye (Well toot toot Tootsie goodbye toot toot Tootsie don't cry) 4
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34 Top of the World (dedicated to Sir Edmund Hillary) 1
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35 Torre What’s the Story? 1
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36 Under The Boardwalk, aka I Mean the I-95 Overpass in Florida 1
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37 Walt, Michael, and Peter Pan 1
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38 What’s Up with the Do-Over 1
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39 Wrinkle Free for Life(less) 1
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40 You got the Tiger by the Tail 1
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Total 55 0
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