John Carter Brown Poems

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51.
Limerick 116 (For Lora)

A hot-headed girl named Lorraine
Once stood, with no hat, in the rain;
She shouldn't have oughta
But said that the water
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52.
Pop Music R.I.P.

Too many players, too many bands
Far too many untalented hands,
Too many albums filling the shops
Too many unsolicited flops;
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53.
Facebookland

Is there anything at all that's new on Facebook?
I've not been on for, Oh at least ten sec's;
Please let me know the latest if you will, 'cos
I think I've gone and lost my flamin' spec's.
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54.
Lazy Snow

I saw some lazy snow today
To idle e'en to melt away;
To all the world, beside the road
It sat, just like a fat white toad.
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55.
Limerick 112

There is a young man named Obama
Who thinks of himself as a charmer;
He is tall, and is thin
But has got himself into
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56.
Let Me Lie

Let me lie in my bath
Let me soak in the heat
From the tip of my head
To the toes of my feet.
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57.
On Popping My Clogs

I think I'd rather pop my clogs
In summer's warm embrace;
The thought of death in winter
Is more than I could face;
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58.
If All The World Was Rubber

If all the world was rubber
And all the human race
Jumped up and down together
They'd bounce off into space.
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59.
Limerick 082

There was a mad artist named Ben
Who painted a pretty white hen;
Then o'er it he pored
And, seemingly bored,
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60.
Paranoid

They're drawing us in
By their subtle design,
Desiring to know
What's your and what's mine.
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