'Right is wrong and wrong is right, '
The gleeful politician said,
'This is where our policies have led:
It didn't happen overnight,
...
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
To watch
The Iraq slaughter.
...
This hideous summer wanes
As dolls' houses reverberate with sin and ecstasy,
Little children drink cough mixture like wine
And the Crucifix snaps on the communion table.
...
Juliet doesn't want to know
Although my name is Romeo:
'What's in a name? ' I heard her say
To somebody the other day,
...
He's written another psychological thriller
About - guess what? - a 'serial killer'.
It hasn't sold a copy yet
But you and I can safely bet
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'I love you very much, ' she said,
'Let's snuggle up in your single bed! '
'It's nice to know you really care
...
Do I have to like you 'cos you're gay
Or else be labelled homophobic?
I don't like your manners and I don't like your face!
Your behaviour, my friend, is a perfect disgrace!
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