John W. McEwers

Freshman - 948 Points (6/20/1980 / Nova Scotia, Halifax)

John W. McEwers Poems

1. 21st Century Man 2/1/2012
2. A Good Flower Costs A Lifetime 2/1/2012
3. A Is For Anyway 4/18/2010
4. A Little Love To Give Like Flowers 2/3/2012
5. A Lonesome Walk Down High Street 4/14/2010
6. A Tale Told For Ages Old 7/26/2014
7. Actual Results May Vary 8/31/2015
8. Afterglow: One 4/13/2010
9. Afterglow: Three 4/13/2010
10. Afterglow: Two 4/13/2010
11. Aggressive Woman 2/8/2012
12. Aint No Ties On My Neck 4/12/2010
13. All Of Tomorrow Lost At A Card Game 4/13/2010
14. Always 4/17/2010
15. Ambulance In Aisle Four! 2/3/2012
16. Amy, My Baby 4/12/2010
17. And I Awake To The Silence Of A Room 2/4/2012
18. Angels In The Outback Steakhouse 8/29/2015
19. Angry Panda 3/3/2013
20. Apollo, Lend Me Your Lyre! 4/12/2010
21. Apples! 4/13/2010
22. Arithmetic Vd 2/13/2012
23. Ars Poetica 2/16/2012
24. At Night, I Think Of Trees Sailing 4/12/2010
25. Ate A Burger In A Bathtub 2/3/2012
26. Bad Coffee 2/3/2012
27. Baldy Boot Billy 2/4/2012
28. Bear Traps 2/3/2012
29. Beautiful Morning In My Happy Bed 2/1/2012
30. Beauty Is A Hard Earned Truth 4/2/2016
31. Beauty Is In Beautiful Faces 4/12/2010
32. Behind The Wheel Of My Dead Friend's Car 2/1/2012
33. Best Jokes, Hilarious, Haha! 8/29/2015
34. Better Off In England 4/12/2010
35. Big Boy Blue Pajamas 2/24/2012
36. Big Dog Good Dog Likes John 2/3/2012
37. Big Muscles Fast 3/10/2013
38. Big Old Bowl Of Hard 3/7/2013
39. Bit Of Old Meatloaf In My Shoe 3/6/2013
40. Blame It On The Rain 8/29/2015
Best Poem of John W. McEwers

Zoology

Mammals lay no eggs outside of their bodies because they lay them inside of their bodies.
Marsupials carry babies around in sacks like babies are groceries from the corner carry-out.
Fish passively lay eggs in giant areas so that just about anything that wants to can attempt to germinate.
Birds make nests.
Where does John fit in?

Snakes leave their skin on the ground because they are comfortable without it.
Trees leave leafs to die around them to fertilize.
Sheep need their wool to be taken from them or else they'll get too hot.
Sharks have too many teeth to ...

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Guilty By Condemnation

Take it in
Poem like vacuum Police
Five—oh, really?
There were, really, five of them.
They ate me. They chewed my pleas
When I said “I”
And I said “Didn’t”
And I said “Kill”
And I said “Her”
And I said “Puppy”

Its exhausting being innocent.

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