John W. McEwers

Rookie - 312 Points (6/20/1980 / Nova Scotia, Halifax)

John W. McEwers Poems

321. Victorious! 2/3/2012
322. Want More Hair? 2/1/2012
323. Want More Money? 3/10/2013
324. We Ran, But Never Got Far 4/12/2010
325. Weatherman 2/5/2012
326. Wedding Day At The Circus Tent 3/9/2012
327. Welcome To The Place Where It All Happens 3/10/2013
328. What I Meant To Say When I Said -new- 8/29/2015
329. What If I? 4/12/2010
330. When Is Never? 4/12/2010
331. When Love Strikes The Unlucky Rich 2/1/2012
332. When The Wonder Is Too Much 4/12/2010
333. Whenever I'M Down 4/12/2010
334. Where There Once Was A Woman, A Statue Stands 4/12/2010
335. Where There's Smoke, There's Failure 2/22/2012
336. White Pants, Inverted 4/13/2010
337. Whole Wheat Cracker 2/1/2012
338. Who's That On My Lawn? 4/18/2013
339. Why Don'T You Offer Some Love? 3/10/2013
340. Wingdings 3/3/2013
341. Wistful Winter Wishing For A Cabin 2/3/2012
342. Witchcraft Tells The Tale Too Well 2/3/2012
343. Work-A-Day 4/12/2010
344. Worm Food 2/1/2012
345. Write My Life 4/13/2010
346. You Aren'T Foolin' Me, Mister -new- 8/29/2015
347. You Cut Me Off - Love Lost Forever 2/3/2012
348. You Take My Money And Buy Her Shoes 4/13/2010
349. Your Intrigue In Me 2/16/2012
350. Your Love Is Due 4/13/2010
351. Your Love Is Remembered 2/4/2012
352. You'Re My Flightless Dovey Hero 2/4/2012
353. Yucky Yuck 3/1/2014
354. Zoology 2/22/2012
355. Zzebras 4/13/2010
Best Poem of John W. McEwers

Zoology

Mammals lay no eggs outside of their bodies because they lay them inside of their bodies.
Marsupials carry babies around in sacks like babies are groceries from the corner carry-out.
Fish passively lay eggs in giant areas so that just about anything that wants to can attempt to germinate.
Birds make nests.
Where does John fit in?

Snakes leave their skin on the ground because they are comfortable without it.
Trees leave leafs to die around them to fertilize.
Sheep need their wool to be taken from them or else they'll get too hot.
Sharks have too many teeth to ...

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Condolences

Moody night
monday night
everybody had a bad day
sad day
but dont worry baby
the sun goes down
comes up
back up sometimes
its totally alright
everybody has a sad day bad day
sometimes.

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