Comments about Joseph Anderson
A Candid View On Aging
I sat before my desk last eve
To assess my current plight;
The things I see, you might agree,
Indicate a major blight.
My heartbeat is irregular
And, likewise are my bowels;
My appetite has flown the coop
While my nervous stomach growls.
My sex drive took a wrongway turn,
On life's highway, some miles back;
My drugs for that don't seem to work
So, I'm no good in the sack.
My bones keep going crackle-pop
And my back's in constant pain;
I have fungus on my toe nails
And my garden needing rain.
My teeth and hair are getting ...
Life Has Blessed Me
As I gambled with this life
Fame and fortune never kissed me;
Fears, frustations, doubts and strife
Seldom missed me.
Say I'm weary, sometimes sad,
Say at times this world depressed me;
Through these failings, let me add-
Life has blessed me.