Khadim Hussain Poems

Robert Lonsdale
Can tell a tale,
But all his words come out
As shout.
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When Robert Lonsdale
Tells a tale.
Each time the ending gets stronger,
But the story gets longer and longer.
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The headstrong Julie,
Was swept off her feet by a Coolie.
The romance was destined to doom
Because Julie would not change her perfume.
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The object of my heart’s desire, Chris
Whenever I ask for a Kiss,
She’s quick to dismiss
Always adding, I prefer Swiss.
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It’s July again,
When Punjabi, Mirpuri, Hindi and Urdu
Medleys conquer Albert Park.
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Did Che Guevara
Wear mascara?
The only person who can answer that is Brain Lara
Because he’s been to Sahara.
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Alexander
The great Greek commander,
Marched his army all way to Kathmandu,
For a Vindaloo.
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Tina
Always wanted to be a ballerina.
Rather than move to Argentina
She became a KP cleaner.
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Last straw!
Broke the camels back!
Was on every Boro supporters lips.
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“Southgate is staying! ” insisted Gibson.
“We may be in the relegation dog fight,
Loss at Stoke,
May have been the last straw,
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