Konstantin Ananin

Rookie (08.11.1958 / Kiev)

Konstantin Ananin Poems

1. How To Shoot. 5/22/2008
2. A Man-Eating Tiger Or A Tiger-Eating Man? 6/4/2008
3. Dogs 3. What Do You Think About Barking Dogs? 6/5/2008
4. Do Teddy Bears Sleep In Winter? 6/5/2008
5. Do You Grow Salad? 6/5/2008
6. Firework. 6/5/2008
7. Annie-Mouse. 6/5/2008
8. Porcupines. 6/5/2008
9. Telling Fairy Tales 1. Reynard. 6/5/2008
10. Who Wants To Swim In Winter? 6/5/2008
11. Is The Moon The Best Sort Of Cheese? 6/5/2008
12. Do You Like Cockatoos? 6/5/2008
13. To Give Or To Get? 6/19/2008
14. To Eat Or Not To Eat? 1. 6/20/2008
15. Our Sun. 8/6/2008
16. Two Cuckoos. 8/6/2008
17. What Does ‘orang-Utan’ Mean? 8/6/2008
18. To Women 1. How To Make Your Boss Angry. 8/6/2008
19. Have You Sent For Dr. Mend? 8/7/2008
20. It Is No Use Crying Over Spilt Milk. (Proverb) . 8/7/2008
21. School Theme 3. In Class. (A Real Story) . 8/6/2008
22. To Drink Or Not To Drink? 8/7/2008
23. To Fly Off The Handle. 8/15/2008
24. To Go Through Fire And Water. 8/15/2008
25. Freeze! 8/15/2008
26. Don’t Teach A Fish To Swim. 8/15/2008
27. School Theme 2. How To Do Homework. 8/15/2008
28. School Theme 1. Boys! Do The Room. (A Real Story) . 8/19/2008
29. Ride Bayard Of Ten Toes. 8/19/2008
30. How To Do Morning Exercises. 8/19/2008
31. To Smoke Or Not To Smoke? (A Real Story) . 8/19/2008
32. Sweet Theme 2. He Is A Sweet Tooth. 8/20/2008
33. Cats 4. Whose Pet's The Best? 8/20/2008
34. School Theme 4. It's A Cartoon! (A Real Story) . 8/20/2008
35. Tastes Differ. (Again About Pets) . 8/20/2008
36. Dad, Try To Find Your Tie! 8/20/2008
37. Rattlesnakes Look Funny And... Tasty. 8/21/2008
38. Oh! I’ve Seen Stars! 8/21/2008
39. I Know How To Fight With Flies! 8/21/2008
40. Our Squirrel Has Cut Free! 9/24/2008
Best Poem of Konstantin Ananin

Sweet Theme 1. Home… Sweet Home. (Parody On Poem “home” By Yoonoos Peerbocus) .

Home’s a place where
Your parents take care
Of you, and any time
You want, you easily find
Many sweets in the vase
Or can get at the jars
With different jams.
But why ‘ORs’ if ‘ANDs’!
Yes! Taking a spoon
You enjoy jams. Soon
You take a fruit-drop
And aren’t caught on the hop
Because it is Gran
Who’s glad to give them
To you with a smile.
Your manners can’t rile
Anyone if the ice-cream
Turns into a dream:
All of them know
Who ate it. So,
I can only say
A real genius made
Two different words meet!
What words? ‘Home’ and ...

Read the full of Sweet Theme 1. Home… Sweet Home. (Parody On Poem “home” By Yoonoos Peerbocus) .

Do You Grow Salad?

Sometimes people who live in towns and cities don't know where salad comes from.

- You’re a gardener, Peter, I know.
You’ve got a garden, what do you grow?
- Apples and pears, pumpkins and greens,
Strawberries, carrots, egg-plants and beans.
- Have you grown salad this summer?
- Ha! Salad isn’t grown, it’s cooked, Anna!
Taste this tomato.

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