Kori Haffmun

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Kori Haffmun is just an average person. Born on Earth. Was taken to her home planet at the age of 12 and later came back to Earth because they didn't have any slushies or chili fries on her. She hopes she may one day figure out what career or job she wants when she grows up. Then she dies. END.)

The Best Poem Of Kori Haffmun

I Am Very Bored! Save Me Please

It's that time of life
When you are totally bored
you just sit around and wait for something to happen
or you make your own fun
then that fun
gets B.O.R.I.N.G
and a bit lame

its like a sickness
the symptoms are
spacing out
watching reruns
breaking things just for the hell of it
or maybe even bashing your head against a wall
maybe
i hope you don't
that sounds really painfull

Well if you get bored
just breakdance
or
get a gun
and
shoot your self
or
even that annoying little yorkie across the street

There are so many cures for boredom
write a poem...um... it doesn't have to be a good poem
go rob a store (that's always fun...to watch)
make a movie
do some illegal things
hey you may get into trouble,
but it will cure the boredom
for a few minutes...hours
if you have paper
do oragami
or go ninja
make paper bombs and scare your neighbor
Ok don't do that, seriosly
what if your neibor is elderly
eh?
well then you can get an ambulance
and maybe
practice your new learned CPR on that old person

So Yeah.
Make Your Own Gosh Darn Fun

But please don't get into too much trouble
that may prevent fun

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