THE STAR TREK
The upwardly mobile man/woman does try every minute
To remain upwardly mobile- -brooking no imposable limit
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' COFFEEGASM '
Unlike a spasm, 'Coffeegasm' is a heady spurt,
Even allowing the hurried sip to stain the shirt-
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WOMAN- LAUDATION ' SCRIPTURESQUE '
Who dares to dispute God's Most Perfect Creation?
Whose smoldering looks precipitates a glacier's ablation?
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THE PRICE OF LITERACY
'Ignorance is bliss'- the inge'nue's famous last words-
Craftily dismissed as passe': '- That's only for the birds-'
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A BEAUTY WITH BRAIN
Besides being a mere receptacle for Man's lust
It's never a cinch for a woman to earn his trust-
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HAPPY NEW YEAR!
All agog, waiting for the mid night goHang
Softly humming an ever-green song
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THE STILTED TAKE- OFF
Much vaunted for his skills, the pilot
Turned out to be, on the contrary, a nut!
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THE INVASION OF 'U's AND 'UR's...
The discarded letter Y, upset
Self-righteously began to fret
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