Lamar Cole Poems

He thought about his past.
And he realized that he was such a jackass.
He was such a chump.
Because he was always looking for pretty honies to hump.
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When he first looked at her.
She looked so good.
When he first held her.
She felt so good.
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The train trip was very far.
That gave them more time to hump in the sleeping car.
Humping through the train wheels vibration.
Gave them such a sweet sensation.
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Some people thought that he was a sexual fiend.
But he took pride in being called the Hump King.
Some people thought that he was doing wrong.
Because he could hump many chicks all night long.
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He was low flame but Twila was raging fire.
She would hump him so hard that the passion made him cry.
Twila loved to ride him on top.
She was the lovemaking cream of the crop.
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He took all of her control.
She wanted to roast him over some hot coals.
He always wanted things his way.
Which made her have a miserable day.
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He was drinking coffee out of a cup.
When his garbage disposal started acting up.
He stuck his hand down into the disposal to find out what had gone wrong.
The garbage disposal started mysteriously working again on its own.
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The sun said, look at me.
I am so warm and sunny you see.
The rain said, feel me.
I am so cool and refreshing you see.
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He was taking a nap on his deck.
When suddenly he became a wreck.
He woke up being attacked by a lion.
And the lion made no sound.
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It brought a lot of tension.
When she tried to take all his retirement pension.
He was her sugar daddy and she was his young hot babe.
She took advantage of his memory which was beginning to fade.
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