Lawrence S. Pertillar

Gold Star - 36,949 Points (February/'47 / Connecticut, USA)

Lawrence S. Pertillar Poems

17361. You'Ve Got To Knock It 8/6/2009
17362. You'Ve Got To Know Love 9/10/2009
17363. You'Ve Got To Let This Go 2/19/2011
17364. You'Ve Got To Notice... 6/14/2008
17365. You'Ve Got To Pray 4/9/2008
17366. You'Ve Got To Want To Get 1/25/2011
17367. You'Ve Gotta Gotta Go 4/5/2009
17368. You'Ve Hit Me With Your Karma 12/11/2008
17369. You'Ve Lost Me 5/3/2008
17370. You'Ve Made All Of Them Liars 2/23/2011
17371. You'Ve Said It All 3/30/2013
17372. You'Ve Selected Me For Your Trip? 7/24/2008
17373. Zapped 5/20/2006
17374. Zebra 4/27/2016
17375. Zenyatta 11/6/2010
17376. Zero 1/24/2008
17377. Zero Defects 1/22/2011
17378. Zero Zip Are The Benefits 6/30/2011
17379. Zero. None. Zilch To Erase 'Nots' 4/21/2012
17380. Zip It 5/23/2008
17381. Zombies Have Been Seen 8/10/2008
Best Poem of Lawrence S. Pertillar

$10 A Gallon?

$10 a gallon?
For what?

'Does that really matter now?
When it approached
One dollar per gallon...
You should have voiced your concern then!
Not when your pockets have gotten thin.
And deepened to hold more lint!
You want to make cents?
Put these sunglasses on.
Grab a twig from a bush...
And get to begging!
You might gain some sympathy,
From someone who recognizes you are in disguise.
And they are in the mood,
To share with you their good attitude.
IF they have some of 'that' left! '

Read the full of $10 A Gallon?

Ghastly Ghoulish Rule

Why be dismayed,
By the eggs these chickens laid?
You were told that the rooster
Was a goosing hooting booster.
From the beginning it was said,
Everything he touched he poisoned dead!
And STILL you let him in your coop?
With all his stink and all his poot!
You should have given him long the boot!

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