Lawrence S. Pertillar

Gold Star - 36,769 Points (February/'47 / Connecticut, USA)

Lawrence S. Pertillar Poems

17361. You'Ve Said It All 3/30/2013
17362. You'Ve Selected Me For Your Trip? 7/24/2008
17363. Zapped 5/20/2006
17364. Zebra 4/27/2016
17365. Zenyatta 11/6/2010
17366. Zero 1/24/2008
17367. Zero Defects 1/22/2011
17368. Zero Zip Are The Benefits 6/30/2011
17369. Zero. None. Zilch To Erase 'Nots' 4/21/2012
17370. Zip It 5/23/2008
17371. Zombies Have Been Seen 8/10/2008
Best Poem of Lawrence S. Pertillar

$10 A Gallon?

$10 a gallon?
For what?

'Does that really matter now?
When it approached
One dollar per gallon...
You should have voiced your concern then!
Not when your pockets have gotten thin.
And deepened to hold more lint!
You want to make cents?
Put these sunglasses on.
Grab a twig from a bush...
And get to begging!
MAYBE...
You might gain some sympathy,
From someone who recognizes you are in disguise.
And they are in the mood,
To share with you their good attitude.
IF they have some of 'that' left! '

Read the full of $10 A Gallon?

Ghastly Ghoulish Rule

Why be dismayed,
By the eggs these chickens laid?
You were told that the rooster
Was a goosing hooting booster.
From the beginning it was said,
Everything he touched he poisoned dead!
And STILL you let him in your coop?
With all his stink and all his poot!
You should have given him long the boot!

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