Lee Fones Poems

define a beautiful day
sitting watching the football
or watching kiddies play
maybe its a draw
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has anyone seen my Ganute
its mean but looks very cute
once i had a dream
Ganute made me scream
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once a man with a hoot
who saw a owl and did hoot
the owl looked brassed off
man he flew off
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thy will write this using quil pen
the quil i got from a hen
i grabbed at its buttock
feeling like a pillock
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a beautiful day nice sky
sun is out be sure to fry
trouble with this pesky fly
plus neighbor next doors a spy
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news just out about ignore anus
apparently very dangerous
please be aware of its glare
watch out too no underwear
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a lovely lady called sheila
told me about gonorrhoea
although not very nice
telling her lurid advice
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two annoying women
came in the shop started swim-en
they wrecked the whole shop
from bottom to top
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bombardier too base i'm ready to blow
sgt major said 'right let it go'
down and down it fall
straight into dam's concrete wall
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cross dressing prostitute lucky
offended when asked to get mucky
with tears on the dress
whipped out his breasts
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