Lee Fones Poems

Seeing all the starlings
Gather together too roost
when roost, have some car-lings
for there energy to boost
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think salvation army
is running pretty late
running down street so barmy
on floor tuba does grate
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There was much confusion at the local zoo
hippo's and elephants didn't have a clue
neither did the giraffe with its long neck
Mr raccoon couldn't see without his speck
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What a surrealist day
didn't get up till ten
things went all astray
only i did realize then
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took myself a selfie
completely in the nude
made me very wealthy
humans thought me rude
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confused got Christmas card
from the JCB academy
caught somewhat off guard
then began my elaborately
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A history rhyme
Edward the martyr
(Edward king of England 962-78)
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its cold outside is it snowing
i'm inside nice and glowing
its a silly question too ask
but do you have a flask
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sandwich cheese and pickle
at our ole picnic spot
in distance water trickle
summertime it was hot
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