Lee Fones Poems

last night went to, Rugby ball
always something happening
ends up in massive brawl
some form of tackling
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I've decided i'm useless
writing limericks pointless
playing golf today helpless
limericks getting less
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tube of toothpaste
whole can of beans
shove them in suitcase
between kelvin klien jeans
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a tree it stood all alone
only disturbed by a solemn groan
ouch and whack
right near the sap
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my poor old Granny
forgot her frilly knickers
her name was Franny
and walked along to vicars
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blood speckle's led upstairs
then into attic door
parents somewhat unaware
demons blood on floor
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Got myself a selfie stick
just so I could brag
trouble is felt a p***k
on Facebook I did tag
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indulged in cheese triangle
three edges i consumed
if it had been a rectangle
stomach would've ballooned
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poor Mr tomato
ripening on ledge
didn't know what to do
or if he fruit or veg
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