Biography of Leon Agnew
Though some people are nice,
And some people cruel.
While some people laugh,
And others just drool.
You'll never meet someone,
As shocking and new,
As fresh and appalling,
As Leon Agnew.
Leon Agnew Poems
Mother love Nothin' wrong with me Mother love Come and let me see
How Do I Love Thee? Let Me Count The Way...
Nevermind, there's not that many. Your form is as good as any. And your eyes, they're not spectacular. In words, they'd be vernacular.
Jesus Eats Children
Why does Jesus love the little children? Their brown faces Their lanky limbs Their shifty snake eyes
The flowers are blooming The sun is sweet The bell tower's booming And you're in heat.
Because I Could Not Stop For Death
Because I could not stop for Death, He snuck up behind me, Knocked me out, And threw me in the back of his trunk,
Conveniently Lacking a Rhyme Scheme
Happy, happy, happy, happy, All the smiling day. Happy, happy, happy, happy, Smile my life away.
Kiss Me Kill Me
Eat me, drink me, Float me, sink me. There's nothing else. There's no one else.
Never Show Me
Never show me How you love How you touch How you care
Mommy Kill Me
Mommy killed me She silenced my breath She cut off my head She choked me to death.
This is a portrait of Nolmeroy. He lived a bit, and died a bit, And when he lied, he cried a bit, But never found himself annoyed,
Inside Your Heart
You know that I love you You know that I care I wanna get inside your heart And find out what is there.
The Ugly Man
Come here Ugly human Get your chastity Get your purity
Eulogy of the Blind Son
God rest the soul of the blind son Who could not bear the light of day. Though he may have failed, God rest him And give him your love anyway.
Will you let us lettuce here? Plainly, and for all to hear, Simply, and for all to see, Will you join and make it three?
The dead will live again,
And the pure will turn to sin.
They'll call on Satan's name,
And they'll never be the same.
The weak may cry,
And the dead may die,
But they'll never be the same.