Biography of Manny Furious
Waiting for Oprah to invite me to do a 'Life Class.'
Manny Furious's Works:
Shah... I wish. Somebody'd have to be nuts....
Manny Furious Poems
Big Pussy- Or How Carl Sagan Gave 9-Yea...
For as long as I can remember I've been a big pussy. I'm afraid of everything. Anything
Awake At 2: 30 In The Morning....
The blinking sirens the officer hollering in the megaphone the moon pestering all, with
I Have Kids....
One of the perks of having children is that you can go days without keeping house, and when somebody comes over and you're all, 'Um... sorry about the mess? '
While Playing Hooky From Work....
My broken kitchen sink, a mess of tools strewn all over the linoleum like dead soldiers whose limbs splay
Why Animal Planet?
Why Animal Planet why must every time Issa Furious is in a bad
Wrathful mother earth blew a pebble in my eye. T'was Retribution for leaving a Styrofoam
Ode To My Bathroom Mirror At 6: 13 In Th...
Behold! The blazing faces. Dozens. Hundreds. Tight with disappointment. Drooping with frustrations. Red with greed. Cornered with regret.
Taking Out The Trash
Not-quite-frosty night full moon, and the last slab of unmelted ice near the corner of the lawn knocks
Why I Prefer Fall....
A Cold Afternoon In Santa Fe....
So I'm at Best Buy and I'm examining a $200 pair of earphones- not to buy mind you but simply to see how anybody justifies paying that much money for them. And one of the associate dudes comes by and asks
Resting For Once....
If there is a greater joy in the world for you than your almost four-year old
When I was in the fourth grade
and still living in Denver
my friend Tim would sneak his dad's issues of
Playboy magazine into school.
We'd read them during
which was 20 minutes or so
that was put aside