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1
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.......So To Squeak!
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05/03/2008
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10.0
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1
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0
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2
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10 Ways to Improve your Government (wherever!)
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07/17/2009
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10.0
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1
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0
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3
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A Butterfly for Kathy
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03/30/2008
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9.5
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2
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0
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4
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A Crabby Old Woman!
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03/30/2008
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--
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0
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1
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5
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A Different Kind of Wet
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01/29/2008
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10.0
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2
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0
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6
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A Family Tree (for Bad Poetry Day)
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07/15/2009
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7.0
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1
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1
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7
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A Genealogist's Christmas
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03/30/2008
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10.0
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1
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0
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8
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A Midsummer Night's Scream
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03/30/2008
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8.0
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1
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0
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9
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A Naughty Nando's Poem
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02/05/2008
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10.0
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2
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1
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10
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A New Democratic South Africa 1994
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03/30/2008
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--
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0
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0
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11
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A Poetic Menage á Trois
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04/19/2008
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--
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0
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0
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12
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A Politically Incorrect Tale of the Politically Inane
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03/31/2008
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8.0
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1
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1
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13
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A Schoolgirl's Dilemma
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03/30/2008
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10.0
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1
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14
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Accident by John G.1972
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03/30/2008
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0
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0
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15
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All Fall Down (for my Pa)
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01/29/2008
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10.0
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1
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1
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16
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All Shades of Brown
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03/31/2008
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--
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0
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1
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17
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An Irish Toast
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04/19/2008
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--
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0
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0
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18
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And Jesus Wept
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04/12/2008
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7.8
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4
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19
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And The Toikey’s Name was Joseph
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03/30/2008
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6.0
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1
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1
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20
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And We Looked to the Rising Sun
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01/29/2008
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10.0
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1
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1
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21
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Angel of God.....
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06/09/2008
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10.0
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1
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22
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Another Kind of Loving
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01/29/2008
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10.0
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1
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23
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At the Start of the War in Iraq
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03/30/2008
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10.0
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2
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24
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Baba wam' ufuna iLobola
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04/16/2010
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--
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0
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25
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Bad Hair Day? ....I mean Bad Poetry!
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07/17/2009
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--
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0
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26
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Baked Alaska - A Marital 'Difference'
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03/30/2008
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10.0
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27
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Billy and Belinda
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04/16/2008
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28
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Black Tulip in York Garden
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01/29/2008
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10.0
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29
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Butterfly Friend
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02/05/2008
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10.0
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2
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30
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Came Winter Sadly
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01/29/2008
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10.0
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31
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Changing Guard at Buckingham Palace
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04/18/2008
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9.0
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1
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32
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Christmas in Africa
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01/29/2008
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10.0
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1
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1
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33
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Daily Bread
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06/08/2008
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--
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34
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Do Not Ask for Miracles
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03/31/2008
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35
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Don't Call me Manto, John Robbie!
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03/30/2008
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36
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Environmentally speaking....
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04/16/2008
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37
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Eye Witness Views - Houdunnit?
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03/30/2008
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38
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Eye Witness Views - The Little Panado Boy
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03/30/2008
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--
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0
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0
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39
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Farewell Blythe Spirit
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02/05/2008
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9.0
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1
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40
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For Archbishop Emeritus Desmond Tutu
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01/29/2008
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10.0
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1
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41
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For Ethel - Age 96 (1999)
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02/05/2008
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10.0
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1
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42
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For Judy
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02/16/2008
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10.0
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1
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43
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For My Boys on my Passing
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01/29/2008
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10.0
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1
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44
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For the Two of You
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01/29/2008
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10.0
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1
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45
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Foreign Phrases Made Better
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04/16/2008
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--
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0
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0
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46
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From Derek 1974
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03/30/2008
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--
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0
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0
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47
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Front Line First Time Round
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01/29/2008
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10.0
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1
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48
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Gauteng Limericks (A South African Province)
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03/30/2008
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10.0
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1
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49
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Gift-Wrapped
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01/29/2008
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10.0
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1
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50
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Ginger Hair (Lyric)
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04/16/2010
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--
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0
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51
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Glow Worm (for Les)
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03/30/2008
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--
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0
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52
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Goosey, Goosey......
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03/31/2008
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10.0
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1
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53
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Grace Before Meals - As sometimes said in our Catholic family! ! !
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03/30/2008
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--
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0
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0
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54
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Hamlet (Abridged)
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01/29/2008
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10.0
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1
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55
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Hello World!
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01/29/2008
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10.0
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1
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56
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Hook, Lion and Sink Her (An Irish Tale)
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04/12/2008
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--
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0
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57
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I Don't Want to Lose the Butterflies
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01/29/2008
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10.0
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1
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1
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58
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I Love You, Monsieur Chopin
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01/29/2008
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--
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0
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0
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59
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I Never Want to Hurt You
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01/29/2008
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10.0
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1
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60
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I Only Want to Know You
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01/29/2008
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9.0
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1
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61
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Immortality
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03/31/2008
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--
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0
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62
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In a Poppy Field of Words
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01/29/2008
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10.0
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1
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63
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In Praise of a Hurting Heart
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01/29/2008
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10.0
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1
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0
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64
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Irish Stew - The Real Deal!
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03/31/2008
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--
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0
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0
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65
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Ja Well, No Man, but Fine (e-Lollipop Revisited)
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04/16/2010
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--
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0
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0
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66
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Je t'aime by Paul Eluard
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03/30/2008
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--
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0
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0
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67
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Johannesburg!
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04/16/2010
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--
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0
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0
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68
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Kwenda and the Tortoise
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03/31/2008
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--
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0
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0
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69
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L’histoire de ma voisine au Jardins d' Hall.
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03/30/2008
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--
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0
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0
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70
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Life of Pi - A Simply Marvellous Story by Yann Martel
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03/31/2008
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--
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0
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0
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71
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Limericks of South African Towns and Place Names
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03/30/2008
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10.0
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1
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1
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72
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Lord, Love a Duck!
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07/09/2009
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--
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0
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0
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73
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Madagascar Fun!
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01/29/2008
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4.0
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2
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0
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74
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Madiba's Munch-Inn
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04/11/2008
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--
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0
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0
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75
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Mary Had a Little Lamb - Silly Verse!
|
03/31/2008
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--
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0
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0
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76
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Masquerade
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02/05/2008
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10.0
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1
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0
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77
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Me and My Mims
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03/31/2008
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--
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0
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0
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78
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Mea Culpa
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01/29/2008
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10.0
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1
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0
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79
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Memories of Gran by my son Kevin
|
03/31/2008
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--
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0
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0
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80
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Mister Cliff, if you Please! (Parody from CATS - Gareth Cliff Radio 702)
|
03/30/2008
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--
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0
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0
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81
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More Than a Friend
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02/05/2008
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8.0
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1
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0
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82
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Move Away Gently
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01/29/2008
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10.0
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1
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0
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83
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My Little Feet (for my little granddaughter, Hailey - born 2005)
|
02/05/2008
|
10.0
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2
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0
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|
84
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MY PIGEON (for Bad Poetry Day!)
|
07/17/2009
|
--
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0
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0
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85
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N'kosi Sikelele Afrika (and a little parody)
|
03/30/2008
|
--
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0
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0
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86
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No Panty Line Guaranteed!
|
03/31/2008
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--
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0
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0
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87
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Ntwa Dumela - The Lion Who Greets with Fire!
|
04/08/2008
|
--
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0
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0
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88
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Of P-Words and Ponces and Leppies in Lust
|
03/31/2008
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8.0
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1
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0
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89
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Ogden Nashisms
|
03/31/2008
|
--
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0
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0
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90
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Oh, Give Her a Cadac Please!
|
04/12/2008
|
--
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0
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0
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91
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On Safari....
|
03/31/2008
|
--
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0
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0
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92
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One times One - for Dell.1985 by K.
|
03/30/2008
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--
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0
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0
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93
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Our Elton....
|
04/12/2008
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6.0
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1
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0
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94
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Paella
|
03/31/2008
|
--
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0
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0
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95
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Pathetique
|
03/31/2008
|
--
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0
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0
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96
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Peace - My Beloved Country - South Africa 1994
|
01/29/2008
|
10.0
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1
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0
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97
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Peacelessness in Iraq
|
03/31/2008
|
--
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0
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0
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98
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Poem From Alphabet Fridge Word-Magnets (what fun!)
|
01/29/2008
|
--
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0
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0
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99
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Qwerty Soup
|
04/16/2008
|
--
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0
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0
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100
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Requiem by my friend Peggy
|
03/30/2008
|
--
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0
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0
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101
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Romeo and Juliet - Revised
|
02/05/2008
|
10.0
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1
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1
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102
|
Sayonara, Baby!
|
03/31/2008
|
8.0
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1
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0
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103
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Shabby, Shabby Shake!
|
10/27/2009
|
--
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0
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0
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104
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Shakespeare Re-invented and a little limmie!
|
01/29/2008
|
10.0
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1
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0
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|
105
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Shakespeare To The Rescue!
|
03/30/2008
|
--
|
0
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0
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106
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Shell Shock
|
02/05/2008
|
9.0
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1
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0
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|
107
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Shosholoza (African Rhythm)
|
03/30/2008
|
--
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0
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1
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|
108
|
Sisters
|
01/29/2008
|
10.0
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1
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0
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|
109
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Snippets
|
03/31/2008
|
--
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0
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0
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110
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So Who's Off Their Trolley?
|
03/31/2008
|
--
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0
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0
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|
111
|
Solitaire
|
01/29/2008
|
10.0
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1
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0
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112
|
Some Limericks
|
03/30/2008
|
--
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0
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0
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|
113
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Some Tom Swifties
|
04/15/2008
|
--
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0
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0
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114
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Take up Bowls, They Said.
|
03/30/2008
|
10.0
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1
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0
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115
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Tales in 50 Words
|
03/31/2008
|
--
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0
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0
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116
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Tautology
|
04/16/2008
|
--
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0
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0
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117
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The Big Frame Up
|
04/22/2008
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--
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0
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0
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118
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The Clown by Rosemary D.
|
03/30/2008
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--
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0
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0
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119
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The Dragon's Web - On building a web site!
|
03/30/2008
|
10.0
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1
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0
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120
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The Gentle Samurai
|
01/29/2008
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7.0
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1
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1
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121
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The Giddy Goat!
|
03/31/2008
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--
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0
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0
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122
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The Hawker
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01/29/2008
|
--
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0
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0
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123
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The History of the World or All Sorts of People
|
03/30/2008
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--
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0
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0
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124
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The Judas Tree by Rosemary D.
|
03/30/2008
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--
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0
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0
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125
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The Loner
|
01/29/2008
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10.0
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1
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0
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126
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The Rose - for Valentine's Day
|
03/30/2008
|
--
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0
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0
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127
|
The Spirit of Love
|
03/30/2008
|
10.0
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1
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0
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128
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The Story Behind the Red Beret - (Soft Satire)
|
05/15/2009
|
--
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0
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0
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129
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The Waiting Game - A tongue-in-cheek perspective......
|
03/31/2008
|
--
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0
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0
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130
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The War of Independence!
|
03/30/2008
|
--
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0
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0
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131
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The Wrinkle
|
02/05/2008
|
8.0
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2
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0
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132
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Things I Have Learned
|
04/14/2008
|
--
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0
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1
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133
|
Three Valentine Limericks
|
03/30/2008
|
--
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0
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0
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134
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To Magazine Editors
|
03/30/2008
|
--
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0
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0
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135
|
Towards Nobility
|
11/19/2007
|
9.0
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1
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0
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136
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Trike Hike
|
04/15/2008
|
--
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0
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0
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137
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Twit Willow, Twit Willow, Twit Willow
|
07/17/2009
|
--
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0
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0
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138
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Ubuntu - An African Perspective 1995
|
03/31/2008
|
--
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0
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1
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139
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Unchained Melody (Parody on 'The Streets of London)
|
03/30/2008
|
--
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0
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0
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140
|
Untitled - 1973 by A.
|
03/30/2008
|
--
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0
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0
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141
|
Valentine's Day at the Whistle Stop Cafe (for my Granddaughter)
|
01/29/2008
|
10.0
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1
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0
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142
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Vrystaat! (lyric)
|
03/30/2008
|
--
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0
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0
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143
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Wednesday's Child (Sheffield Wednesday Soccer Club)
|
03/31/2008
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--
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0
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0
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144
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What the Dickens!
|
03/31/2008
|
--
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0
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0
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145
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Who, me?
|
01/29/2008
|
8.0
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1
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0
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146
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Willing Slave to What is...by Ivan F.
|
03/30/2008
|
--
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0
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0
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147
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Withdrawal (for my mother)
|
01/29/2008
|
9.0
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1
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1
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148
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Woad Power - The Glorious Pun
|
04/13/2008
|
8.0
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1
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0
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149
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Yesterday Child
|
01/29/2008
|
10.0
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1
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0
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