Dear lord when I sleep tight tonight let me lose a stone
I promise if you do this god I will no longer moan
Make cakes, sweets and fast food, be free food everyday
I promise if you do god, I will go to church every day
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To hell with the 'Diet' lets all be Fat
Eat what ya like just like that
No more counting calories
Eat just what you like
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Extra Extra Read the Local News
Woman writes poetry to amuse
A local girl born and bred right here
She write all kinds Laughter To a tear
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Who will remember me when I am dead
I wont haunt any ones head
Who will cry a tear for my memory WHO
I know it would not be you
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Who will remember me when I am dead
I wont haunt any ones head
Who will cry a tear for my memory WHO
I know it would not be you
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Do you Remember the 70's Fantastic Platform shoes
I had Legs up to my bottom they kept the lads amused
My where a minty green shade,8inch off the ground
All my school mates said mine where the best around
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Dead are the roses that you sent to me
The words you said as well
Everyone said to me you'd put me through Hell
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There was a time when she lay on the settee legs slightly parted it turned him on
Now at fifty two it does nothing, her magnetic sex appeals gone
There was a time she would look in the mirror and see a sex goddess
Those day are Dead her beauty no more a subject to address
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Just one Kiss was all it took for the cold sore to emerge
I don't know why I kissed him, I Could not resist the urge
His lips never tasted of chocolate, So what was there to taste?
Now am trying everything to get rid from vinegar to toothpaste
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looking in the shop window I stood there in shock
Special offer it said, clearance of old stock
I knew I had to have it, The price was so Right
On the way home I held it close and very tight
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