Merlin Isombard Ven Trout

Damn, I ripped my jeans,
Now I must buy another pair!
But I have no money,
Myabe i shoudl steal!
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Teacher, explaining my insides,
He looks, I turn to hide!
My hand wasn't raised,
Yet I am forced to answer!
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Merostomata dearest,
You look so retarded.
Surrounded by Athropoda,
Yet, you stand out!
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All roads lead to Hampshire
and the black forest looms ahead;
the vaulted canopies arch
and birds twitter like pensioners -
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Ow, your Foetus burns my soul,
It erupted out your rancid minge!
Let it bleed, let it bleed,
and i shall cry for thou!
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What are these for,
Do you know how to write George?
Its G-E-O-R-G-E,
George
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Licorice Fanny in your bitter glory,
I watch you from afar.
Your beauty engulfs my attention,
like a moth to a flame!
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Hymen i treasure thou,
as if you art an eternal being!
But alas, i know you will leave me,
when my Lords takes me.
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