Michael Gale Poems

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181.
That Evil Mother In Law, Is About To Visit.

(This story is not about my mother in law, as I never met her, she departed this world, before I had the pleasure of meeting her. I am sure, that I would have enjoyed meeting and getting to know her) .


Tis' not the end of the world, that your mother in law, is coming to visit...
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182.
Global Warming Of The Ice-No More Bears & No More Mice.

The ice, the ice the total melt....
Slowly dwindles like a great sun's sweltering swelt.

Polar bears scramble for icy land to tread....
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183.
God Made That Ugly Old Aard Vark.

Koala bears eat leafy tree vegetation...
But not in our American nation.
Aard varks eat bugs while on the fly...
To this fact, many a zoo keeper cannot deny.
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One hot mama be you do'th be...
You are a visionary doorway by thine eyes to
a beautiful passage via mine brain.
Your visaged mortaled frame is just beauty to thee...
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185.
Hobbies.

Beer cans...
Coins.

Stamps, or...
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186.
A Dumber Drummer.

Drummer, drummer...
Without a beat.

Drummer with such smelly feet...
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187.
Skinny Dippin' Sippin'/

Willowy wisp's of smog layden dreams...
Can at times bring about wettish dreams of cream.
Dreams felled foul with evil lurking in every corner...
Can surmise to thee across a many sinful border.
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188.
Desperate Housewives Will Have To Become Desperate Viewers.

Desperate housewives will have to become desperate now that the writer's strike of o-seven will halt their own soap opera's television viewing during the day...
Only the viewers will have to pay.

This little episode of striking brings back to memory's mind...
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189.
A Star Watched Fan Fare.

Sparkling gems and diamonds, of the night sky...
Winking back to me.

They are my travelling mates above my tent...
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190.
Cold Cryptic Ice Haiku.

She is snow...
Icey cold wintery snow caps...
Mountained topped emotions.
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