I compliment the cook tonight
and raise my wine glass high
the food was great
I cleaned my plate
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Who's your daddy
you're the man
give me five
ain't life grand
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Here's something I find weird
my paracheet has a beard
he trims it almost everyday
and once a month, dyes out the gray!
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no matter what you say
or what you think
or what you eat
or what you drink
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Oh how I love those cooking shows
CHEF RAMSAY, RACHEL, PUCK AND FLAY
I marvel at the things they know
and watch them almost everyday
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My friend the snail
one day looked pale..
and asked to see the Doc
Doc, said to Fred
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Today, I went out shopping
and bought a pair of shoes
I stopped to get a bite to eat
then home to take a snooze!
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Somedays I write, when I am sad
Somedays I write, when I am mad
Somedays I write, to pass the time
Somedays I write, of things not kind
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Boy am I pleased with me
I mowed the lawn
I trimmed the tree
I cleaned the pool
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A JOURNEY TO
THE HEART
It's hard for me to write love lines
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