Ogden Nash

(August 19, 1902 – May 19, 1971 / New York / United States)

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Hits of Nov 16, 2013 Saturday

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# Poem Title Hits Posts
1 À Bas Ben Adhem 22
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2 A Caution To Everybody 29
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3 A Drink With Something In It 36
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4 A Lady Who Thinks She Is Thirty 36
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5 A Tale Of The Thirteenth Floor 23
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6 A Word to Husbands 44
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7 Adventures Of Isabel 60
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8 Always Marry An April Girl 32
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9 Bankers Are Just Like Anybody Else, Except Richer 28
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10 Biological Reflection 17
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11 Celery 28
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12 Children's Party 18
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13 Columbus 17
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14 Come On In, The Senility Is Fine 28
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15 Common Cold 17
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16 Crossing The Border 6
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17 Everybody Tells Me Everything 12
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18 Family Court 4
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19 First Child ... Second Child 13
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20 Fleas 25
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21 Further Reflections on Parsley 8
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22 Good-By Now or Pardon My Gauntlet 4
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23 Goody for Our Side and Your Side Too 6
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24 Grandpa Is Ashamed 6
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25 I Didn't Go To Church Today 9
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26 I Do, I Will, I Have 17
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27 If He Were Alive Today, Mayhap, Mr. Morgan Would Sit on the Midget's Lap 3
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28 I'll Get One Tomorrow 11
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29 Introspective Reflection 3
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30 Just Keep Quiet and Nobody Will Notice 4
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31 Kipling's Vermont 2
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32 Lather As You Go 1
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33 Lines Indited With All The Depravity Of Poverty 2
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34 Lines On Facing Forty 3
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35 Lines To Be Embroidered On A Bib 4
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36 Listen... 5
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37 Look What You Did, Christopher! 5
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38 More About People 7
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39 My Dream 5
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40 No Doctor's Today, Thank You 6
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41 No, You Be A Lone Eagle 5
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42 Oh To Be Odd! 11
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43 Old Dr. Valentine To His Son 1
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44 Old Men 16
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45 One From One Leaves Two 6
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46 One Third Of The Calendar 4
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47 Peekabo, I Almost See You 8
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48 Portrait of the Artist as a Prematurely Old Man 6
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49 Possessions Are Nine Points Of Conversation 2
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50 Pretty Halcyon Days 3
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51 Reflection On A Wicked World 4
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52 Reflection On Babies 6
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53 Reflection On Caution 5
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54 Reflection On The Fallibility Of Nemesis 2
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55 Reflections On Ice-Breaking 7
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56 Requiem 13
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57 So Does Everybody Else, Only Not So Much 7
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58 Soliloquy in Circles 2
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59 Song of the Open Road 8
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60 Song To Be Sung by the Father of Infant Female Children 4
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61 Spring Comes To Murray Hill 4
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62 Tableau at Twilight 5
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63 The Abominable Snowman 2
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64 The Ant 9
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65 The Bargain 5
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66 The Boy Who Laughed At Santa Claus 11
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67 The Camel 12
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68 The Cantaloupe 8
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69 The Catsup Bottle 6
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70 The Centipede 9
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71 The Chipmunk 10
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72 The Clean Plater 7
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73 The Cow 8
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74 The Cuckoo 6
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75 The Dog 8
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76 The Duck 9
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77 The Eel 9
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78 The Firefly 9
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79 The Fly 8
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80 The Germ 10
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81 The Guppy 5
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82 The Hippopotamus 7
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83 The Hunter 7
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84 The Jellyfish 9
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85 The Joyous Malingerer 6
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86 The Lion 6
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87 The Middle 8
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88 The Octopus 5
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89 The Ostrich 5
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90 The Parent 7
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91 The People Upstairs 8
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92 The Perfect Husband 8
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93 The Porcupine 4
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94 The Praying Mantis 4
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95 The Purist 9
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96 The Rhinoceros 9
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97 The Romantic Age 10
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98 The Shrimp 6
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99 The Sniffle 3
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100 The Solitary Huntsman 1
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101 The Squab 3
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102 The Sunset Years of Samuel Shy 1
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103 The Tale of Custard The Dragon 10
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104 The Termite 2
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105 The Terrible People 7
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106 The Turtle 6
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107 The Wasp 3
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108 Tin Wedding Whistle 5
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109 To A Small Boy Standing On My Shoes While I Am Wearing Them 5
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110 To My Valentine 15
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111 Two Dogs Have I 17
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112 Very Like a Whale 12
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113 What Almost Every Woman Knows Sooner Or Later 8
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114 What's The Use? 6
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115 Will Consider Situation 4
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116 Winter Complaint 9
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117 You Can Be A Republican, I'm A Genocrat 3
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Total 1,124 0
Average 9.6 0.0
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