Ogden Nash

(August 19, 1902 – May 19, 1971 / New York / United States)

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Hits of Jul 2, 2013 Thursday

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# Poem Title Hits Posts
1 À Bas Ben Adhem 22
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2 A Caution To Everybody 34
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3 A Drink With Something In It 42
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4 A Lady Who Thinks She Is Thirty 38
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5 A Tale Of The Thirteenth Floor 30
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6 A Word to Husbands 81
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7 Adventures Of Isabel 87
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8 Always Marry An April Girl 43
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9 Bankers Are Just Like Anybody Else, Except Richer 57
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10 Biological Reflection 27
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11 Celery 41
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12 Children's Party 29
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13 Columbus 23
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14 Come On In, The Senility Is Fine 48
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15 Common Cold 25
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16 Crossing The Border 12
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17 Everybody Tells Me Everything 20
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18 Family Court 16
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19 First Child ... Second Child 37
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20 Fleas 45
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21 Further Reflections on Parsley 11
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22 Good-By Now or Pardon My Gauntlet 8
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23 Goody for Our Side and Your Side Too 8
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24 Grandpa Is Ashamed 12
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25 I Didn't Go To Church Today 18
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26 I Do, I Will, I Have 33
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27 If He Were Alive Today, Mayhap, Mr. Morgan Would Sit on the Midget's Lap 5
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28 I'll Get One Tomorrow 12
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29 Introspective Reflection 14
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30 Just Keep Quiet and Nobody Will Notice 17
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31 Kipling's Vermont 7
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32 Lather As You Go 10
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33 Lines Indited With All The Depravity Of Poverty 8
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34 Lines On Facing Forty 8
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35 Lines To Be Embroidered On A Bib 9
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36 Listen... 19
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37 Look What You Did, Christopher! 13
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38 More About People 22
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39 My Dream 17
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40 No Doctor's Today, Thank You 17
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41 No, You Be A Lone Eagle 11
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42 Oh To Be Odd! 18
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43 Old Dr. Valentine To His Son 7
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44 Old Men 18
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45 One From One Leaves Two 11
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46 One Third Of The Calendar 6
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47 Peekabo, I Almost See You 10
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48 PG Wooster, Just as he Useter 6
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49 Portrait of the Artist as a Prematurely Old Man 7
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50 Possessions Are Nine Points Of Conversation 5
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51 Pretty Halcyon Days 6
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52 Reflection On A Wicked World 9
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53 Reflection On Babies 10
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54 Reflection On Caution 6
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55 Reflection On The Fallibility Of Nemesis 7
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56 Reflections On Ice-Breaking 8
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57 Requiem 3
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58 So Does Everybody Else, Only Not So Much 9
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59 Soliloquy in Circles 6
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60 Song of the Open Road 11
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61 Song To Be Sung by the Father of Infant Female Children 6
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62 Spring Comes To Murray Hill 2
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63 Tableau at Twilight 3
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64 The Abominable Snowman 9
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65 The Ant 13
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66 The Bargain 4
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67 The Boy Who Laughed At Santa Claus 9
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68 The Camel 12
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69 The Cantaloupe 9
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70 The Catsup Bottle 8
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71 The Centipede 9
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72 The Chipmunk 10
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73 The Clean Plater 8
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74 The Cow 8
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75 The Cuckoo 5
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76 The Dog 12
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77 The Duck 11
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78 The Eel 9
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79 The Firefly 16
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80 The Fly 8
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81 The Germ 10
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82 The Guppy 9
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83 The Hippopotamus 9
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84 The Hunter 5
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85 The Jellyfish 9
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86 The Joyous Malingerer 4
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87 The Lion 6
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88 The Middle 3
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89 The Octopus 10
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90 The Ostrich 5
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91 The Parent 10
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92 The People Upstairs 8
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93 The Perfect Husband 7
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94 The Porcupine 4
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95 The Praying Mantis 8
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96 The Purist 7
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97 The Rhinoceros 10
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98 The Romantic Age 9
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99 The Shrimp 7
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100 The Sniffle 5
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101 The Solitary Huntsman 3
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102 The Squab 3
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103 The Sunset Years of Samuel Shy 4
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104 The Tale of Custard The Dragon 13
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105 The Termite 6
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106 The Terrible People 9
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107 The Turtle 12
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108 The Wasp 7
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109 Tin Wedding Whistle 6
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110 To A Small Boy Standing On My Shoes While I Am Wearing Them 6
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111 To My Valentine 16
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112 Two Dogs Have I 16
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113 Very Like a Whale 9
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114 What Almost Every Woman Knows Sooner Or Later 6
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115 What's The Use? 8
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116 Will Consider Situation 6
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117 Winter Complaint 7
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118 You Can Be A Republican, I'm A Genocrat 8
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Total 1,660 0
Average 14.1 0.0
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