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Narwhal Named Elton

A Narwhal appeared
from under the sea
and opened it's mouth with a yawn.
The next thing I knew
His eyes lit up blue
And I gave him the name Elton John.

After some time
We went for a swim
and whatever I said, he did.
To the surface we went
and his blowhole sent
flying, a trash can lid.

Now it was soaring
straight through the air
Right over the big N.A.S.A. team.
And then it was caught
by the eye of Sir Knot
So he looked through their nice H.S.T.

He jumped with a 'YELP! '
and called for some help
to decide what this object could be.
But by the time that they came
it ended the same
knowing not what that they see.

They gave up by now
cuz they didnt know how
to explain what they just saw.
So now it was landing
and people were banding
together in the state of Utah.

They screamed and they ran
and even a man
with a tough looking grin on his face
started to panic
and now he is manic
when he saw what was coming from space.

The lid hit the ground
with a great blaring sound
and people ran over in a rush,
parents were staring
and not really caring
about they kids hiding in the brush.

They glared in an awe
cant believe what they saw
land right there from the sky,
They were snapped from a trance
and looked at a glance
at the loud, magnificent cry.

They rose from their knees
begging with pleas
for the beast not to eat them all up
But the next thing they knew
Elton came through
Flailing his arms like a pup.

He grabbed up the lid
and went right back to
the nearest shore he could find.
Then he swam back
keeping on track
having only home on his mind.

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