Pickled Onion

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Why do people not put me in their mouths?
Am i not tasty?
do i not make them have a nice feeling?
do i smell?
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is it just a joke to them
making me feel like shit
making me feel like i dont belong
just because i dont like mindless music
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Hannah backwards is Hannah
some people find it confusing
is it?
i think
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You get a Russian doll
You open it up
And there's another one
Then you open it up
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Did you know French people have webbed feet!
They stink of garlic
They wear frenchy hats
And they eat Jambon with a slight cut of snail
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There are so many different uses for pens!
You can also use them for writing if you must
But surely you must be boring?
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There once was a farmer
who lived on a farm
and then he died of old age
Then the animals couldn't cope with the stress of loosing a loved one
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8.

Ants
they get everywhere
in your pantaloons
in your sandwichs
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There were 10 insane men
1 of them died
1 of them laughed
1 of them cried
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I'm alone in hiding, where i find this piece of girls leg.
It dropped from hell where the slut had shot her dog
how dare she, am i meant to feel guilty apon her leave?
she was in the wrong
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The Best Poem Of Pickled Onion

Why O Why O Bloody Why

Why do people not put me in their mouths?
Am i not tasty?
do i not make them have a nice feeling?
do i smell?
please tell me why O why!
am i the only one thats going to not be eaten
i feel so sad
so left out
Does anyone like me?

Pickled Onion Comments

Pickled Onion 28 January 2005

This is the most amazing piece of poetry i have ever read! you remind me of a young william wordsworth

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Mai Opiut 31 January 2005

Pickled onion, You sure do like to blow your own trumpet don't you? What amuses me about you is that you have enough free time to create multiple accounts so that you can post self appreciative comments about yourself, and then have the sheer nerve to rate other people's poems as '1.0's'. Which is a bit rich after reading this less than respectable effort. You're a coward, an illiterate coward. When you first sent me abusive private messages [out of sheer boredom I'm sure] I had the good grace to rise above it, but since have concluded you are a truly tragic individual. You cannot spell, you cannot punctuate and you have a very, VERY poor grasp of the English language. Put simply [so that your feeble 12-year-old's mind can understand it] your poetry is weak.

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Mai Opiut 01 February 2005

*sigh* Do you really want me to post the rest of your silly little insults up here? It's just going to make you look worse and worse. Oh and by the way Hannah, after a full stop or an explanation mark, you begin the next sentence with a capital letter.

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Graham Leese 31 January 2005

I admire your love of oranges

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poem hater 28 January 2005

this poem is pure mastery pickeled onion, how do you create such exquisite work? i look forward to reading many more of your meaningful, thought provoking genius.

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Theodora Onken 24 February 2005

One month early and one year late. Get that table together, do something constructive, and hey we all miss you poetry.

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Theodora Onken 24 February 2005

What did ya say ya did with that collection of knives you said you had. In the attic still? Just curious, we are all, just curious. Don't get too tired out painting and whatever. You do write straight from your HEART. Why not put a table together? Thanks for your number, it has helped us all., Shared with all our friends and aquaintances of any consequence, both near and far, have a Happy Day, Pickled Onion S...

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Pickled Onion 05 February 2005

No not sensitive. And no you didn’t hit a nerve I was just merely pointing out the obvious! And don’t you get it, I mean how many more times Mai making up messages is silly I’m starting to think that you actually think they are real and believe them. How sad is that! Go get a life I actually don’t have to write any more comments because not only have I made you look silly but you have also!

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Mai Opiut 05 February 2005

I'm sorry Pickled, you're apparantly a very sensitive person and I apologise if I touched a nerve. But you assume too much my dear, and you're very defensive - which is unnecessary. This might not sound sincere but it is. But might I suggest that next time you decide to send abusive, sweary pivate messages you appreciate that there are consequences of insulting people for no reason. Maybe next time you will send them to the wrong person and they won't find it as humorous as I did. Well anyway, with any luck you've learned that sending stupid messages was more trouble than it was worth. And I suppose you will reply to this, feeling as though you have to have the last word and all. I for one don't have the energy, so I am bowing out. You win! I hope you feel big now. Regards, Mai xoxox

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Graham Leese 02 February 2005

Just quit it! cant you guys just agree to hate each other and then just leave it at that; its not like you're ever going to meet in person and the way you two are going, its just getting embarrasing.

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