Ramona Thompson


1 Million Myspace Friends - Poem by Ramona Thompson

Wanna be popular
So popular
Wanna be famous
So famous
Got my sights set on a lofty goal
Gonna make my name go down in world wide web history
When I make myself 1 million myspace friends


Watch out Guinness cos here I come
Sweet and sassy
Sexy and too damn hot to resist
Perfect
Body, mind and soul
From head to toe
Got just what they all want
This is my story and my plan
Ain't too shy to brag or boast about it


REPEAT BRIDGE


Sweet heart with a heart of the purest gold
Don't matter to me if you're white or black
Skinny or fat
Really I swear
I don't give a damn about that
All I want from you is just one little thing
One perfect unspoiled thing
In exchange for your friendship
Just might offer you more then you've ever dreamed of before


REPEAT BRIDGE


Top 8 spaces
Open and free
Yours for the asking
All you gotta do is hit me up
With a request real, real sweet
Maybe even just a little bit sassy
Gotta earn my respect
Earn my time
Do something kinda wild if you wanna be part of my myspace gang


REPEAT BRIDGE


Together I know
Oh yes I know
As one mighty myspace force
We can do it
Set a world wide web record
Make 'em all stand up and take notice
We're not losers or geeks anymore
This time around we're the ones in control
One by one by one tonight we'll be conquering the www
When you help me to fulfill the promise of this song


*spoken*

Baby, we can't go wrong


REPEAT BRIDGE 2X

2007 Ramona Thompson


Comments about 1 Million Myspace Friends by Ramona Thompson

  • Rookie - 196 Points Dr.subhendu Kar (4/23/2009 5:00:00 PM)

    simly wonderful, no words to paint the art.......thanks for sharing (Report) Reply

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  • Rookie Chilee Tipton (2/6/2008 5:41:00 PM)

    great poem. you should look me up at chileet1@adelphia.net (Report) Reply

  • Rookie Jacob Royal (2/1/2008 5:44:00 PM)

    hahahahahahaha
    i fell over after reading this
    it is so funny
    hahahahahahaha (Report) Reply

  • Rookie Lime and Tequila with a Splash of Pineapple (2/1/2008 3:48:00 PM)

    Great wit, so true to the world of today. (Report) Reply

  • Rookie Jasmine St.Clair (8/7/2007 4:52:00 PM)

    ILL B SURE TO HELP U GET THOSE 1 MILLION FRIENDS LOL.THIS IS NICE GOOD JOB (Report) Reply

  • Rookie Tai Chi Italy (7/26/2007 6:21:00 PM)

    This made me laugh out loud Ramona! lol Brilliantly sarcastic work. Loved it. I just can't get my head on myspace! lol Tai in disguise by the way! lol AT Dotty.com (Report) Reply

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Poem Submitted: Thursday, July 26, 2007

Poem Edited: Thursday, March 24, 2011


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