It was ten in the night
And the moon was out bright,
And the Johnson's had gone to work
The pots and pans
Were holding their hands
And oh what a wonderful perk,
The knives and a Fork
Were beginning to talk
And having a wonderful time
And the dishes and plates
Were all keeping their dates
While doing a song and a mime
Running and dancing
Singing and prancing
And zipping all over the room
A bright coloured chair
Made a wonderful pair
While dancing around with a broom
A little remote
Climbed out of his coat
And he pointed to start the TV
Then while they were dancing
And singing and prancing
In the door was a sound of a key
As quick as a flash
They all made a dash
To shelves, a cupboard or draw
A few seconds pass
And then there at last
They all heard the opening door
The TV was going
They lay there all knowing
They forgot to switch the thing off
But it was too late
They just had to wait
And they heard a gentleman’s cough
The Johnson's came in
and heard all the din
then started to argue and fight
hey you left it on
no you left it on
The TV’s been going all night
Well let's go to bed
The other one said
‘cause we aught to be sleeping today
So off they both went
The night was well spent
And the dishes all whispered hooray.
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
Now that was a cracker! ! ! Very enjoyable indeed. Loved it! Sincerely Ernestine Northover