11. Thou Shalt Not Eat Chocolate Poem by Chuy Amante

Moses did receive
a higher set of laws
before the lower fell
into his little paws

somewhere after the breakage
a little one was lost
fell among the thorns
or might have been tossed?

'Thou shalt not eat chocolate'
the test of the gods
thou shall not touch it ever
tis commandment not a fraud

It only leads to addiction,
lust, stealing, gluttony and fraud
this evil little plant
is from satan
not from god!


so close your eyes
in the store,
hold your breath
sing hymns!
walk away very quickly
and avoid that dark sin!