Beard-oil and anti-itch beard wash
Buy your beard-care here! Earthy, woody, piney
It's national beard month, Movember!
Three cheers for the straggly, the ropey, the natty, the ratty
Soften it! Wax it! Style it! Trim it!
Which beardie's your favourite Icon?
Santa, Genghis Khan, Rasputin, or Abe Lincoln?
Jesus, Hemingway, Karl Marx, Poseidon?
Van Gogh, Thor, John Knox, Charles Darwin?
Do you favour prosthetic synthetic fibre?
Mohair, human hair, straight, curly or swirly?
Fu Manchu, Victorian, pirate-braided, Amish?
Wizard, goatee, glue-on, elastic- banded, bushy?
Go on. Grow one. You know you want to
A beezer of a bird's nest one. It'll tickle your lover's fancy
Women will kill to run their fingers through it
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