A Degenerate Mouse Called Arthur Poem by Irene C S ClarkHogg

A Degenerate Mouse Called Arthur

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I have a little mouse called Arthur
Who gnaws away inside my bones
He is armed with sharp incisors
And metal claws on all his toes.

Today was warm, so Arthur rested
Silly me, I thought he slept
Then, just as I felt complacent
From his hidey-hole he crept.

He's gone to stir up his relations
They're scattered all about my frame
Every year his clan increases
I know them, every-one, by name.

Arthur lives high in my neckbone
He scrambles up and down my spine
Neville nests in my right shoulder
On the other perches Constantine.

My hands and feet are full of mouselets
In my elbows reside Nan and Nell
My knees are getting overcrowded
There's a nesting shortage, I can tell;

'Cos sometimes Arthur's awfully angry
Then daft ideas get in his head
He bites through my electric cables
And makes my arms and legs go dead.

But, I haven't got much time for doctors
Dispensing pills and quaint advice
Conjuring up obscure diseases
When I know it's just my mice.

COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Aisha Sherazi 23 September 2006

What an amazing and different way of looking at an illness. I wish those mice would go away, but if they were not with you, we would not have had the pleasure of reading this :) Peace, Aisha

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Ben Gieske 27 January 2008

Leave it to poetry to bring out the best in you and share with others your coping method. Some of us have our cats and dogs, but I think having imaginary 'friends' might help us too. Just curious, how you picked out their names.

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James B. Earley 21 March 2008

Very clever my friend! Please read Hazelmarie Elliot's 'A Mouse In The House.' Excellent write. Thanks.

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Ivor Hogg 31 March 2008

No mousetraps to deal with this pest ivor

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Rani Turton 14 April 2008

Anyone with constant pain will know what you're talking about. Thank you for this wonderful expression and its superb imagery.

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Ruth Walters 03 September 2009

What a clever poem! Little mice instead of whatever it really is eh.... I hope you are feeling well today and those little mice, they stay away...... Put out some cheese upon the floor and tell the mice to gnaw no more. Ruthy: -)

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Milica Franchi De Luri 13 August 2009

Oh Irene how clever of you to figure out the problems with those aching joints and muscles. I think some of Arthur's relatives must be living inside of me......lol Exelent write.Thank you.....

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Laurie Hill 06 August 2009

This made me smile...; 0)

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Ben Gieske 04 August 2009

I had to read this again. It is very amusing. I often wonder what worlds there are inside our world.

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Rory Hudson 25 July 2009

A happy lighthearted piece which is a joy to read.

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