A Piece Of Her Pie Or Breakfast At Benny's Poem by Don Juan Tenorio

I was having breakfast at Benny's,
And all alone.
When from somewhere behind me,
I heard a cellular phone.
I then turned around,
To find the sound,
And my eye balls promptly,
Fell to the ground.
A vision of loveliness,
Had caught my eye.
She was working on milk,
And some apple pie.
And my jaw too, dropped open,
And fell to the ground,
And I thanked the stars,
For what I had found.
She was sitting there eating,
With her legs spread wide,
And there was nothing in the world,
She was trying to hide.
Despite myself, I couldn't help but stare,
You see she was wearing no underwear.
So I walked on over to just say hi,
And she asked if I wanted,
A piece of her pie.
I said honey thats the reason,
I'm here by your side.
To nibble on your pie,
Let's go for a ride.

Don Juan Tenorio