A pest annoyed me today,
He emailed me night and day,
He asked if I were single,
and asked, how do you do?
He asked all kinds of questions,
wanted all the details,
of my very private life,
insisted that I tell him,
Age, sex and location,
he insisted that I share,
along with exact sizes,
of my bras and underwear,
I politely said no,
refused all his requests,
I told him very sternly,
Stop this, stop being a nuisanceice,
he kept on poppin up,
he asked if I were wed,
by then I was quite annoyed,
by all the things he'd said,
I asked him which part of NO,
he didn't understand,
I told him I was 85,
and wore 6 wedding bands,
but all my husbands now were gone,
and I had all their money,
you want to know about,
their accidents now, honey?
I told him I farted when I walk,
the hair's gone from my head,
I keep my teeth in a jar,
at night I wet the bed,
Sometimes I wander nude down the street,
till somebody brings me home to sleep,
you wanna get together,
so I won't be all alone?
Suddenly the emails stopped
so I wrote him an email instead,
a little sign then popped up
that said he was offline,
I giggled and I guffawed,
I chuckled and I laughed,
I doubt it seriously,
if my stalker will come back!
this poem is hilarious! I love it, keep it up and i'll keep this in mind next time someone follows me home.thanx
lol. thats funny, but good. lol. now i know how to get a stalker to go away. lol. i would mess with his mind too. lol. you go girl. lol. very good.
wow that was really good, it also got me to laugh which felt really nice. Keep them coming, it was great.
Wow lol this seriously had me cracking up! this stalker got what was coming to him!
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
funny as poem kiri rofl! ! lol