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A Registered Vegetarian

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  At the tender age of twelve
my daughter, bless her,
was registered as a vegetarian.
She was duly accredited
with the appropriate documents
and vaccinated with chlorophyll.
Now she is authorized
to eat zucchinis, papayas
and winter cabbages
not to mention
French beans, celeriac
and best of all—
mouth-watering mangold wurzel.

Pete Crowther


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  Cyclopseven R  (12/19/2006 4:43:00 AM)

unique, interesting and delicious.
  Shannon Dionne Gordon Clawson  (6/14/2006 2:13:00 PM)

I'm puzzled. Does one really have to be registered as a vegetarian and dosed with chlorophyll, or is this merely joking? And what is mangold wurzel? It sounds appetizing. An interesting poem, I think.
  Anna Russell  (2/21/2006 11:16:00 AM)

As someone who put my parents through the same thing (and still a registered veggie)
I found this hilarious.
Hugs
Anna xxx
  Linda Hepner  (7/8/2005 12:54:00 AM)

This is great, funny and full of ironic affection
  Scarborough Gypsy  (4/26/2005 10:06:00 AM)

My daughter also registered as a vegetarian about 6 months ago (age 13) . Can make it difficult at meal times.

I agree with Marks comments. Great wording.
  Andy Konisberg  (4/20/2005 7:30:00 AM)

very nice work, Peter. lovely wording and rhythm.

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