A Slug Of A Goat Poem by Major Elazia

I got to brag a bit you slug on a rotten log
Coz I ain't that laggard of a goat that's a thoughtless goon
Who's looking so haggard and locked in a fort
You see I'm brave I dare the hazards and take a ride in a boat
So I take to sail while I swagger in confidence

I never said you can't gloat like hooded floating idiot
I see in you a slug sloth's of goat swag with a dog's tail
I can brag as I take sail you better it right
Get the mug out of the rug oh God!
I know it ain't sense at all if you got a thick dense brain
When night comes I brag a mighty bright big

Ah! Good God I got your attention for a good gorgeous boredom
I gloat at you being a goat that got no light's gate again
Sorry mate I take you make good time for slime...
... Coz you still wasting time still reading this slink and stinking pick
Do you see why you are a goat I says that stop this reading?
And go dead serious reading this go read something else! Oh God!

I never knew I got great goat in you that reads this red stuff to the end
Coming head on to the rude dude with a crude brain
You ain't great to gauge this rainy nonsense
So I says goodbye and salute you
For being an astute reader of statute nonsense

That is what lawyers and preachers do
Every time they have nothing to say
They still say something that's a turd nonsense
And toads listen to them patiently saying nonsense in snow and white
Kenyans a fooled people craning necks swallowing jerky nonsense
Listening to politicians who are the very magicians
...Sorcerers yeah! Of telling lies and nothing in particular!