Advice About A Heart Break Poem by Emily Randleman

When you have your first heart break,

Remember the best way to heal it

is by stuffing your face with any junk food



And sitting in your room with your mom

bashing every man who ever lived

Then watching Thor



Because Marvel got that wrong

He isn't the god of Thunder

He's god of hotness



Don't forget how much that boy hurt you

then when he asks for you to take him back

you look at him and laugh



and you walk away