Allegations Against Alligators Poem by O Anna Niemus

Pigs complained for many years that raiding parties
of alligators
entered their sanctuary, kidnapping, killing and devouring
their piglets and peers.

However because the evidence had been eaten,
the allegation against the alligators remained a difficult thing to prove.

The pigs with a purchased DNA kit and blood samples were finally
able to prove the crime. The guilty reptiles had most of their teeth
removed and the killing stopped.
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(DNA tests in many jails are outrageously expensive... some have 5 digit
figure costs... it is time to make them available free to prisoners.)