Ambidextrous Poem by Raj Arumugam

You know,
I've seen those
ambidextrous people -
they are cool, aren't they?
They can write
with their left hand
or right hand
it doesn't matter;
they can unfix or fix DIY furniture
with their left hand
or right hand
it doesn't matter

Me? I feel like an idiot
I can only write
with my right hand;
I can't even hit a nail
with my left;
Oh I really feel like an idiot
not like those ambidextrous people
Really makes me feel like an idiot
You know what -
I'd give anything to be ambidextrous:
Yeah, I'd give my right hand even!