Ambitious My Bottom Is Not Poem by Scott Federman

Assigned a certain group, I have training, and a certification to aide.
My goal is not to aide, but to spend as much time on my big bottom.
No matter the season, I have the reason to not help. Even if it is autumn.
I don't care what is asked, it's clear that I don't want to help. I like being rotten.
Monies I receive for my attendance. My idleness has no consequences.
I fear no one, for I am pretty and that has been enough for me to be so content.
Help a patient that is not mine is way beyond my performances.
The government owes me for my efforts. No matter how much I do not do.
Sitting in my chair when I should be working. I am not nobodies aide.
When I come to this place I don't want to work. I want to be done and get oust.
Bring them needs when they ask. They should have asked before I came.
If someone complains I am not bothered. You won't get my bottom to roust.
As long as I can get loot for as little effort as possible.
I will continue to do as little as I can for them to fire me is impossible.