An Expensive Mistake
Er… Hello darling,
This isn’t how it looks.
I swear I just got lucky,
he usually double-books!
You weren’t meant to find us,
that is to say.. er.. you’re hallucinating.
Er..1..2..3.. you’re under and
er.. you didn’t see us mating.
Darling, can’t I say I’m sorry?
Before you throw that plate?
Whoa, hey, steady on there!
Ok, so its too late!
Please don’t leave me, pumpkin.
I swear it won’t happen again.
You’ll never, ever catch me
doing it with other men.
Please don’t take the kids dear,
I love them both to bits.
I’ll do all I can to prove I’m straight,
I’ll even kiss your tits! ? !
Have a heart and leave me something, bunnykins?
Can I keep my crate of booze?
At least give me an icepack, darling,
to ease this aching bruise.
Please don’t go like this love,
don’t leave our relationship so sour.
Actually, could we discuss this another time, my sweet?
Just he’s charging me by the hour
Read this poem in other languages
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
Comments about this poem (An Expensive Mistake by Dan Brown )
The Road Not Taken
If You Forget Me
Still I Rise
Edgar Allan Poe
A Dream Within A Dream
Edgar Allan Poe
Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening
I Know Why The Caged Bird Sings
- Heavenly Drams, Cathy Hodgson
- Rescue, Tony Adah
- The Words We Shared, Enebeli Prada
- between us, fareeha ghafoor
- Limerick.17. Bragging, Valsa George
- Haunted, Phil Soar
- As Long As Stars Are Above You, Lindsay Duggan
- Unbound, Lindsay Duggan
- Affirmative Actions, Tony Adah
- On Hearing On The Radio That The Brontos.., mary douglas