And Her Name Is Poem by Patti Masterman

Of all the names ever to grace
The collective memory
Of motion picture notoriety

The Bond 'Galore' gal reigns supreme
(Her first name rhymes with 'wussy')
Nothing else comes close-

The single standing names
Of the stars with egos so large
One single name can identify them

Can't hold a candle
To the four syllabic name
That always makes men smile

And can't you imagine the reaction
The day that some scriptwriter
Announced the story name

Of the female co-star of the movie-
Stunned silence, before came the inevitable
'Her name is what? '